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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110100 on: September 09, 2017, 08:05:36 PM »
My favourite dog fail is Fritz.


Bless his uncoordinated heart ^_^

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110101 on: September 09, 2017, 09:00:34 PM »
Doggos are kewl... German Shepherds are the best doggos!

I want one! <3

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110102 on: September 09, 2017, 09:04:18 PM »
German shepherds are the cutest!  <3



Just look at those ears!!!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110103 on: September 09, 2017, 09:04:43 PM »
Gordon Ramsay apparently hate most traditional Finnish foods.
Like Mämmi.
Carry that around with you at all times and you'll be safe for sure, Polaris.


It should work on him like garlic works on vampires!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110104 on: September 09, 2017, 09:07:27 PM »
Oh, don't worry about Gordon! I already shot him! :P

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« Reply #110105 on: September 09, 2017, 09:07:45 PM »
GORDON RAMSAY!!!??? WHERE!!???  :o


Oh, it was just you, Cheza...


Sorry, I'm a bit jumpy these days after him trying to capture me and turn me into a lamb sauce he couldn't locate earlier in one of his shows!


I better keep that in mind and carry a small portion of our holy Mämmi with me all the time to repel him in case he might try to jump on me again!


Oh, don't worry about Gordon! I already shot him! :P

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Can you truly just destroy Gordon Ramsay, Brisky?  :S

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110106 on: September 09, 2017, 09:15:56 PM »
Well, I can easily destroy them... But death tends to have very little long-term consequences for people like Gordon... :\

I am still, maybe a little bit too, happy with myself that I got the shot to land on such a dangerous target! :P

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110107 on: September 09, 2017, 09:18:47 PM »
Death is nothing to a Daedric being.
They just return to Oblivion for a while.
Then they come back angrier than ever.


Best would probably be to just try and capture him and put him in a box and lock it and bury it and hope noone finds him ever again.

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« Reply #110108 on: September 09, 2017, 09:22:24 PM »
That is if of course he's a minion of Mehrunes Dagon, then we'd be in deep crap, but if he'd be a court chef to Sheogorath...  :3

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110109 on: September 09, 2017, 09:23:17 PM »
But, but... That would be inhumane! Just taking a human, and locking him up in a box forever! What if he gets cabin fever? I would never do that to anyone!

Also, given the signallements, I'm quite shure Gordon Ramsay is a tune (Toon?), not a Daedric... I have evidence!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110110 on: September 09, 2017, 09:27:07 PM »
Wouldn't toons and the lord of madness Sheogorath go hand to hand just as well like Wensleydale cheese on crackers?  XP

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110111 on: September 09, 2017, 09:27:58 PM »
Well, he certainly DO seem to be quite mad, in the anger-sense of the word. xP

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110112 on: September 09, 2017, 09:30:15 PM »
Hmmm...

Well, I guess the only solution would be to see if we can compress an effective solution to both threaths into a single package? Or if that isn't neccecary... Hmmm... Wouldn't a DIP shell be capable of taking out Daedrics as well?

I dunno... Never played skyrim...

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110113 on: September 09, 2017, 09:33:17 PM »
Let's see how well our daedric lord and master can handle against a bunch of mortal foes in a fight to the death arena match!  ;)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ogBr-0MXU

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110114 on: September 09, 2017, 09:35:26 PM »
GET'EM, SHEO!!!
RIP OUT THEIR INTESTINES AND SKIP ROPE WITH THEM!!!

 

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