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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110715 on: September 26, 2017, 07:05:31 PM »


Eltorro at it again...

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110716 on: September 26, 2017, 07:34:42 PM »



I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110717 on: September 26, 2017, 07:45:15 PM »


Son...

I'm gonna shine that ugly look right off yo stupid face...

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110718 on: September 26, 2017, 07:46:22 PM »
Ok, why am I now in the land of TF2 memes?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110719 on: September 26, 2017, 07:55:32 PM »
Because my toothbrush is having coffee with Margaret Thatcher's least favourite picture frame, discussing the consequences of the world litterally being covered in a 1.5 meters high layer of cake, courtesy of Zorgon Peterson's more turbulent marketing ventures...

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110720 on: September 26, 2017, 07:56:47 PM »
... I see. So... er... nothing against TF2 memes or anything... but... can you tell your toothbrush to stop having that conversation with Maragret's least favourite picture frame?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110721 on: September 26, 2017, 08:04:24 PM »
Why? Don't you think the information would be helpfull, or at the very least interesting to hear?

What would be the consequences to nature? Are cakes non-flamable, and will the douse any fire they are placed on, or will they just retard it, or are they most deffinetly flammable, and will it consume they entire globe with a huge fireball? Can plants extract nutrients from cake? or can they sprout troughout them?

What would be the consequences for wildlife? Would predators be capable of living off the cake, causing peace between herbies and carnies? Or will they be threathened to extinction, as it somehow provides a reliable countermeasure to their prey?

What would happen to the oceans? Will the cake float on it, and will it hinder shipping traffic? Or will it sink and dissolve into the ocean where it will either help, or hinder sealife?

And, most importantly...

What's a manufacturer of spaceships getting out of it?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110722 on: September 26, 2017, 08:05:13 PM »

<EXAGGREGATED FRENCH ACCENT>


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Yeah, I get this really strong urge to make dye-puns whenever I get back from school >->
Perhaps that's one of the harmful effects the pigments have if you stand too close to them when heating or don't wear a face mask.
You start making puns so afwul you dye a little inside every time.
At this point, I'm probably completely red inside.
Such a shame.


And yeah, it's an interesting thing to me at least because I just love roleplaying and making up my own stories and backgrounds in games like Skyrim. xP
One reason why I still like and occasionally play RuneScape is that your character isn't really the chosen one or anything special at all. (Or at least that was the case up until 2014 when they made this one quest that turns you into the Wold Guardian and now pretty much every new quest they add goes along the line of "World guardian this world guardian that" >-> They had one thing that really set them apart and then this happens..)
And the one time you DO find yourself in some obscure prophecy, you and everyone else at first believe you're the hero who will save the world, but in the end it turns out that you weren't actually the hero at all, but the idiot who accidentally set things in motion so that the end of the world almost happened because you more or less accidentally ended up freeing some random race of ancient amphibious sea monsters that threaten to march on the surface and destroy everything. xP


You DO end up being the hero too tho, but not because of the prophecy.


Currently, I play a not-pure-but-mostly Bosmer who's pretty much just a hunter. I love running around in the areas around Riften and harass the local wildlife, and along with the Hunterborn mod it's actually a fairly viable way of life.
I also found the become a bard mod to be interesting, so perhaps he can be a bard on the side too.
Just a random happy guy, hunting all day and singing at some tavern all night, without any care for some silly dragons or civil war.
Sure, raiding the occasional bandit-occupied fortress, exploring some cave here and there, helping out locals, and taking on some bounty hunting every once in a while works too, but all that's more just to add a tiny bit of variety rather than being the main show.


And I was originally considering to use one of those alternate start mods, but then I decided not to as it had been half an eternity since my last serious attempt at playing Skyrim.
Sure, now my character knows dragons are real, but he's probably not thinking too much of it other than that it'd be an interesting creature to hunt.
Whee!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110723 on: September 26, 2017, 08:14:35 PM »
Hi, Cheza!

You're still enjoying your college, right? :P

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110724 on: September 26, 2017, 08:19:33 PM »
Yeah.
It good.
Me happy.
Just noticed.
Blue fingertips.


And this time, I did wear gloves!
I demand a refund!


...Or then I'm just slowly turning into a smurf >_>


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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110725 on: September 26, 2017, 08:20:29 PM »
Probably the latter...
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110726 on: September 26, 2017, 08:22:36 PM »
Please don't turn into a smurf, there's this big ugly guy called Gargamel that will try to eat you to gain immortality, or something...

And I wouldn't want that happening to my favourite woof! (Coincidentally also the only woof I know, but don't feel attacked by that or anything...)

Apparntly he was my high-school history teachers childhood hero... He was kinda weird, in a funny way... I really miss highschool teachers with a good sense of humour. :c

Also, maybe you should try inspection gloves under your anti-corrosive gloves... I know they absolutely suck to wear, but I guess it's worse to litterally get skin cancer... :I

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110727 on: September 26, 2017, 08:27:10 PM »
It's my left hand too, which is even weirder :o
Yup, must definitely be turning into a smurf. >->




I did fiddle with blue pigment powders today tho, but not with my left hand.
Because I'm right-handed.






I had a teacher who left on random camping trips to northern Finland every few months or so.
Then he came back and we got to skip classes to look at his vacation pictures.
Once he accidentally brought with him some pictures of dead hares he had hunted.
Then he proceeded to teach us how to set snare traps and how to keep meat fresh in the middle of nowhere.
Highly useful stuff.


He'd also randomly start playing the piano or the guitar during tests.
Which I suppose was nice.




...Now, I should go and try and find a way to avoid smurfing into a smurf >->

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110728 on: September 26, 2017, 08:31:36 PM »
Shouts from the background

Try used coffeepowder and dishwashing soaaaap! Helps for meeeeeee!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #110729 on: September 26, 2017, 08:47:20 PM »
Baking soda worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrked toooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

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