The Random Thread

[Brisky]

But, using coffee is recycliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Imagine what kind of cakes or cookies you could bake with that baking soda!

[Cheza]

Imagine all the coffee that could be made with all those wasted grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooounnnnnnds!
Every single grain is sacred when you drink as much as I doooooooooooooooooo. >->'


Besides, you use baking POWDER in cake. Not baking sodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Or well, you can, but there is a differeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeence.


Cookie recipes ask for baking soda thooooooooooooooooooooooo.
But I don't like cookies as much as I like caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakee.


Now I really wish I had marble cake all of a suddennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..




*Coughs and scampers off to get a glass of water*

[Brisky]

Honestly, I was already worried that everything I thought about baking cakes was wrong...

And, you don't use the actual coffee grains, but rather the residue off the coffee grain, after you've made the coffee with it. :I

No hard feelings, eh?

[Cheza]

I don't bake much either.
And when I do I usually prefer salty stuff over sweet.


And that still wouldn't have worked, I don't leave the grounds laying around after using them because they're icky.
They go in the compost bin or the flowerbeds.


And nah, too happy and stuff.
I'm no longer turning into a smurf.

[The Magic Otter]

*floats in.* the otter has arrived and will deliver packages of fiish to everyone! *throws fiish.*

[Brisky]

I'm no longer turning into a smurf.

Good... Means that I won't have to worry about shooting Gargamel in the face. He's kinda funny guy and stuff...
He once wizard'ed me 15 tonnes of V-power diesel cleaner, and man, that stuff is expensive! All I had to do for it was explain a few cops that some guy in a black robe, with an extensive chemistry set in a shed is not automatically a terrorist creating explosives... He's just got an affinity for hunting tiny small blue humanoid creatures, and turning them into immortality soup. Oh, and mushrooms, probably...

Cops can be so oversensitive, nowadays...

@R550-Magic

Good... The Alyx Vance shall now accept your generousity with great grattitude...

[Ventus Fall]

Well you certainly did the random thread justice, Brisky xD

[Cheza]

A smurf is three apples tall.


That means they could either be really small or kinda big.

[Ventus Fall]

Or they could be three Big Apple(s) tall.
Think about that...
Then they'd be HUGE.

[Brisky]

If you're reffering to the big apple as NY, then, yes... They'd be rather large... 0_o, wouldn't like to think about it, really...

Already have plenty of nightmares from a scertain vixen eating my US airforce fwiends... :'c

[Ventus Fall]

Haha xD
Sorry ^^;

[Cheza]

They really could be more specific.


Three Granny Smith apples?
Three Golden Delicious apples?
Three Mcintosh apples?
Three Garden Royal apples?
Three Northern Spy apples?


OR some odd combination between these and/or some sorts that may not even mentioned here because there are about 7500 different cultivars of apples?


WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

[Brisky]

Sigh, I'll have a look... Be right back...

Wooohoooowww, dear... 0_0

That did not lend itself well...

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Someone mind passing me the bleach?

[Cheza]

Are you suggesting this is somehow not a serious issue?! :C


As it is now, this is very much like walking into a restaurant and when they ask what you'd like to order, you just say "food"
Or walking into a store and saying you want to buy stuff.


Or when someone asks if you want the red bike or the blue bike and you just say "yes"


Or why not heading to a doctor's appointment, and being told you've got "an illness"


This must be stopped before it really catches on in more and perhaps even actually important parts of society!
For now it might just be a small innocent comic book thing, but it could easily and quickly spiral out of control if we're not careful!!

[Brisky]

Hey, adjust your busts before they combust, I took a look, allright!

Looking at the size comparisons, I'd say that two-and-a-half apples seems to be a lot more realistic of a size refference of a smurf...

Now, if you'll just excuse me for a few minutes, soo I can find a ruler, and a decently sized apple to turn that into real numbers...

And, why hasn't someone passed me some eyebleach yet? This is rather straining overhere! >_>