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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111255 on: February 25, 2018, 04:04:34 PM »
Do you know what it is?


DO


YOU


KNOW


WHAT


IT


IS?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111256 on: February 25, 2018, 04:06:17 PM »
An expensive time to be eaten?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111257 on: February 25, 2018, 04:11:55 PM »
I believe it's kinda frowned upon to eat your children.
Unless you're a hamster or something.
And even then, people tend to be pretty judgemental.


I guess the solution is to go eat someone else's children?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111258 on: February 25, 2018, 04:12:26 PM »
Yes, as a preying mantis follower of the abyss, I have to agree with this statement.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111259 on: February 25, 2018, 04:32:18 PM »
Accidentally set off the fire alarm.
I'm so good at this.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111260 on: February 25, 2018, 04:40:29 PM »
Quote
I guess the solution is to go eat someone else's children?

That's what most carnivorous animals do from time to time.

Being an immoral asshole is not unique to humans... :P

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111261 on: February 25, 2018, 04:48:42 PM »
Did you boil all of the water out of the pot on the stove top?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111262 on: February 25, 2018, 04:55:46 PM »
Nah, I was heating up the oven and there was apparently a spot I had missed when cleaning it and that decided to have its revenge on me by smoking like hell.




But it's ok.
No tears now.
Only bread.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111263 on: February 25, 2018, 04:56:46 PM »
Oh, the magical smell of burned food.

Bread with a tasty smoke flavor?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111264 on: February 25, 2018, 05:00:46 PM »
That wasn't in the oven at the time so it's unaffected.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111265 on: February 25, 2018, 05:01:26 PM »
Saved by the safety net of doing a "preheat" period.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111266 on: February 25, 2018, 05:04:55 PM »
The problem now is how the hell I am supposed to get the fire alarm back up where it's supposed to be.


I'm capable of all manners of complex acrobatics when I'm panicking, but now that I've calmed down, I look at the ladder and feel nothing but nope.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111267 on: February 25, 2018, 05:07:14 PM »
Are you afraid of heights?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111268 on: February 25, 2018, 05:48:57 PM »
Heights are affraid of me!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #111269 on: February 25, 2018, 05:49:37 PM »
I think you are a particularly brittle machine if we dropped you from an airplane :P
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