The Random Thread

[Philly Tanuki]

I think you did!

[Tyla]

I don't like explosives.

[Derricklesters2009]

Is this the real life?

Or is this fantasy?

Caught in a landslide.

[Tyla]

*Puts on 30 Seconds To Mars*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Nitro wolf smacks Tyla with his nitro gauntlet* You made my book explode *Growls*

[Tyla]

I didn't do anything, now leave me alone.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Oh I will *He shoves a grenade down Tyla's throat and ties his tail into a knot and kicks him into a river* Now you'll never be bothered again *He laughed evilly and flew away*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*The Nitro wolf laughed at his spoon and pours some hydrochloric acid upon it watching it turn to dust with seconds, then followed up by spraying magnesium chips upon the land and lighting them aflame causing fire that could not be put out by water and a toxic gas to be released, deadly to organic creatures*

Frank runs through the fires coughing, and sees a Deathclaw with a Pip-Boy 3000 on his arm. "Ted! Get over here and help!" Ted looks at the WWII soldier and runs over to him. "We gotta defeat that guy." Frank said, turning around and pointing at Nitro Wolf, but as he is about to turn back to look at Ted, the Deathclaw slashes at Frank's shoulder. "Agh! What are you doing?" Frank said, but Ted had clearly lost his mind and attacked again before backing off, looking as if he was suffering a severe headache. "Get away... before I lose control again!" Ted said, but instead Frank uses this time, while Ted struggles with his mind, to knock the Deathclaw out by bashing his skull with the butt of Frank's M1 Garand.

Ted doesn't get knocked out, but just staggers a bit long enough for Frank to act quickly and use Ted's Pip-Boy to administer Mentats, raising the Deathclaw-level intelligence up to Human-level intelligence and giving Ted his mind back. "Frank, thank God you thought about Mentats." Ted said.

[Tyla]

*Drags my body out of the water as a ghost*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White lands next to Ted and taps him on the shoulder* Today is the day my friend.. whether you like it or not.

[Gabag]

Taking careful deliberate steps over the Evergreen Mills landmines, which for any other person would be more then the normal amount of landmines. Gabag almost died like 10 times.

"Who needs to put 500 landmines in a narrow canyon!?" he thought out loud,

[Tyla]

*Gets back in my body and shakes*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White lands next to Ted and taps him on the shoulder* Today is the day my friend.. whether you like it or not.

"What does that mean?" Frank asked, but Ted remained silent to both White and Frank.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White shoved a vial of blue solution down the Deathclaw's throat and watched him slowly change back to a human* I saved this for the last moment.

[Tyla]

*Walks towards the city* Ugh, never again.