The Random Thread

[Niala Ornitier]

*gives gabag a lever* now you can leverage him back

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Whatever, moving on with this game... Here are the most recent events.

*Chases jeep and smashes it to bits, picks Up DeNhil and slams him  into the groud 1 million times* U *slam* THINK *slam* U *slam* CAN *slam* TAKE *slam* ME *slam* ON *super heavy slam slam* now thats wat im talking bout. *picks up sleeping niala, grabs chrono by tail and takes them to magic fairy castle*

"Oh, no you don't! You don't screw around with my comrades and get away with it!" Frank said, jumping in an M45 Quadmount, AKA "Meat Chopper", and firing a hellfire of Armor-Piercing-Incendiary .50 BMG rounds at Aran, tearing the Griffin's wings apart and lighting up his feathers. Chrono, his friend, and Ted are released from the grip of Aran's talons and fall on the pavement. Frank looks at White, who was still with him in the Jeep, and finds that the Wolgon is well enough to walk. Frank then runs to help the three Deathclaws, just after Aran crashes into the ground several meters away. He can tell they're still alive, though he's not so certain about Aran and doesn't bother to check his doubtlessly grievous wounds... Ted had broken both of his legs in the fall, and was going in and out of consciousness. Chrono was conscious, though he had broken his right wrist and had severe bruising on his right arm and shoulder where he landed. Frank looked at the girl, and clearly sees that she has a broken right arm and a bump on her head, though she was also awake. Frank checks their pupils, though it's slightly difficult to see with their eyes being almost all white. "Size of the pupils are equal, no brain damage." He said, and made use of Ted's Pip-Boy to get Buffout and Stimpaks for the three Deathclaws, and administers the chems immediately to quell the pain and help their injuries heal up. "I'll get the Jeep running and bring it over here for Ted, you two should be able to walk but I'll bring the Jeep over so you don't have to." Frank said, running to and hopping in the driver's seat and turns the keys in the ignition. A few seconds up whining the vehicle powers up and pulls back next to the three Deathclaws. They get back in the Jeep, but Frank drives back a bit for one last thing... The Jeep stops near Aran, with the Griffin on the driver's side, and Frank pulls out an M1911 pistol and fires all eight .45 ACP rounds into Aran's torso, legs, and wings. He saves the last bullet for the skull and is somewhat hesitant to pull the trigger, but makes the killshot and drives off in the direction of White's lab. "We've got about a hundred-and-twenty miles to go, that'll take a little less than two hours." Frank said. "Hey, we're out of range of The Buzzer, let's see what's on the radio..." Frank turns the dial, getting static on all channels, until...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPO-bc9KD68&fmt=18

"Now this is real music, reminds me of my childhood." Frank said.

Chrono tries to get up, but then finds that Kristy is sleeping on him. "Let me get this right, I'm not even a part of this, and I get abducted?"

"I took care of it, that thing won't be coming back after the damage I did to him. I fixed all your wounds to the best of my medical abilities, and I hear Deathclaws heal faster than most people, so you will be fine." Frank said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White sits in the car looking at his watch* Uhh... what are we doing anyways.. and how much further to the lab?

[Dessum]

*Pops into Krispy Kreme and eats a donut* (Please forgive the typos!)

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Holds up Krispy Kreme with a Typewriter machine gun* Everybody get down, all these donuts are MINE! *He pushes a load of them off the racks into a sack and runs out the door*

[Jad'Thor]

*throws a cheese at white* yes!

[Self-sain]

*pops out of the bag of donuts white had with a mouthfull of fonughts* what >3>

[Jad'Thor]

whasa fonught *throws a cheese at my tails*

[Niala Ornitier]

*shows up with a million fonughts!* YAY FOR TYPO SWEETS! *throws them at everybody*

[Self-sain]

*becomes fonught man* fear my pastries *smites jad'thor with fonughts*

[Niala Ornitier]

*Fonught man explodes, then Fonughts fall from the sky* *then fish start to just out of the ocean, and they took over the world*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White sits in the car looking at his watch* Uhh... what are we doing anyways.. and how much further to the lab?

Frank looks at the speedometer. "The speed is 65 MPH, and we've got about 50 miles to go."

[Gabag]

Saren and the Geth appear trying to destroy the Earth, mainly Ted because they just don't like him, but they try to kill him nonetheless

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White sits in the car looking at his watch* Uhh... what are we doing anyways.. and how much further to the lab?

Frank looks at the speedometer. "The speed is 65 MPH, and we've got about 50 miles to go."

"50 miles? Ugh, at least we don't have to walk..." Ted said.

Saren and the Geth appear trying to destroy the Earth, mainly Ted because they just don't like him, but they try to kill him nonetheless

Saren's dead... but I'll acknowledge the Geth, I guess.

[Gabag]

*revision*

THE GETH HAVE APPEARED WITH A ROBOT RESEMBLING SAREN!