The Random Thread

[Niala Ornitier]

:'( he's going to be well done *skids back into the room on the trash can lids*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono looked at Ted with a rather questioning stare. "Considering you're speaking like this Ted, I'd say its already happened... oh, and what kind of jewlery would you like?" he turns back to Kristy, and she goes rummaging through her backpack (its color blends with her scale colors, so its usually unnoticed) and pulls out a golden band with one sapphire, one ruby, and one emerald all in a row. "Hm... I could get it enlargened... but I'll have to-" She was actually able to pick him up while hugging him, and then set him back down before he continued. "As I was saying, I'll have to go to the ship to get the scientists' clearance, its a very unstable device... but I'll make sure to do everything I can to make it happen, alright?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Hey, the Pip-Boy recognises Deathclaw anatomy..." Ted looks at the Stats screen, showing a "Vault Claw" character to show the status of his limbs, which now includes his tail. "Wasn't that thing made before Deathclaws even existed?" Frank said. "I... think? If not, it must have somehow adapted, like I did." Ted said.

[Gabag]

As everything that happened with Ted and Chrono and the Deathclaw, a semi lone wanderer in outlandish and apparently not even human armor wandered in the wrong place at the wrong time

Hitting the wrong switch in the wrong garage, and boom he's in a secret laboratory.

[Gabag]

"Uhhhh Hi?" Gabag said, forced into the awkward situation.

"Anyone know where a guy could use the bathroom in the wasteland without radioactive monsters jumping out of toliets?"

[Gabag]

"I Do, because I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP, BUT EVERY BATHROOM HAS DEATHCLAWS IN THEM!"

[Chrono Blackwyng]

"Hey, those are mirelurks, don't get us grouped with them!" Chrono retorted with a slight growl.

[Gabag]

"Hey, those are mirelurks, don't get us grouped with them!" Chrono retorted with a slight growl.

"Last one i tried to visit had Deathclaws instead of Mirelurks, their version of hello, was trying to drown me in a toilet"

[Gabag]

"I'm Gabag, Space Marine, and my brother Gabag, the Imperial Guardsman should be here soon"
said the now present in the lab Gabag

(Meanwhile in the wastes)

"HOLY CRAP!" Gabag yelled, as he ran for dear life from everything, one thing the Imperial guard DIDN't Do, was teach bravery.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White puts on some goggles and flies overhead* This place is filthy with intruders.. time for it to go *He flips out a keypad and detonates several C4 bombs making the lab literally turn to dust in the wind* Let's go Ted.

[Gabag]

However, The Gabag  wouldn't die that easily, his space armor would see to that.

"Demon! You try to kill me when my guard is down, BY THE EMPEROR OF GABAGLANTIS I SHALL DESTROY YOU!" He yelled before firing his bolter, aka an automatic rocket launcher to the sky, trying to hit White Wolf and the Ted and the Chrono and the everything else.

[Gabag]

*Fortunately Gabag has another boltgun and actually gets shots off before Frank can shoot the fricking large gun out of his hands*

[Gabag]

Gabag responds by grabbing the pistol and smashing it in his hand, and throwing Ted off of himself, by that time, Imperial Guardsman Gabag arrived, panting.

[Self-sain]

*toyo grows tired of waiting so he summons 100 super huam beahemoths and one cracks the wall down and grabs the jeep and breaks it* if they keep this up ill be able to use it soon >
Sain: I fell bad for them may I join

[Gabag]

Ted rolls as he hits the ground, and he turns to blow Gabag's head off with the Pfeifer Zeliska, then doing the same to the other Gabag.

Jericho pulls out an Experimental MIRV, and blows all the Behemoths up before they can even touch the Jeep.

HOWEVER Ted forgot that his Pfeifer Zeliska was smashed into shards, so no Gabags died, however the super mutants did, Space Marine Gabag rolled to his feet then took out his chainsword and revved it up, ready to go hand to hand with Ted.