The Random Thread

[Gabag]

"THE GREAT BEAST HAS EATEN US, thankfully without chewing...." said Space Marine Gabag very obviously but in his epic voice.

"Yea... i have an idea of getting out of here" said guardsman gabag, he stabbed his bayonet into the beasts stomach to upset, making it hurl the pair out of the belly of the beast and onto the dirt of the wasteland.

"When we're safe your washing my armor"

"Wouldn't have it any other way"

Space marine gabag revved up his chainsword, while guardsman gabag mounted a heavy boltgun asnd began firing, tearing into the griffon's right flank as the rounds detonated on impact, flaying it's skin and causing insurmountable pain. The great griffon fell, using it's energy to struggle on the ground.

"It will end soon" whispered the space marine, as he drove his chainsword in a mercy stroke, beheading the great beast, and ending it's misery.

The pair picked up their equipment and started again on their journey through the wastes.
One griffon dead

many more horrors and monsters to come.

Walking out into the decrepit wastes, the two can see a dust cloud approaching.

"Think it's a vehicle Brother Captain?"

"Not sure... might be, too far to tell"

"Wanna just see if it'll give us a ride?"

"I don't see why not"

Guardsman and Space Marine Gabag both stuck their thumbs out in the classic hitchhiker style, waiting for the jeep, which unbeknowst to them contained two Deathclaws, which deathly terrified Guardsman Gabag.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono and Kristy leaned up, becoming visible past the jeep window. "Oh look, its a guy in armor, and a midget...."

(its just a comparison by distance, he doesn't know bettah!)

[Aranarieon]

*Griffin lord lands behind the space marines* DO U DARE ATTACK ME, u are to low a lvl!

 *picks up space marines, cracking armour and throws them away, spots Deathclaws which are favorite meal*   FOOOD!

*Deathclaws spot griffin adn Do a 180*

*flies after deathclaws and Noms them*

Tastey *flies back to griffin lair*

[Gabag]

Space Marines are higher level then Griffon Lord thinks, and just ignore his low level blows like they were nothing.

"Why is a lowbie trying to attack us?" Asked Guardsman Gabag, watching the griffon try hard to eat him.

"I don't know, don't care" responded space marine Gabag

[Aranarieon]

*spqusihs Gabag* LOW LVL

*summons fav weapons* GIANT SHOLDER MOUNTED BOLTERS

*Blasts Gabags squished remains to little pieces, and tears apart guardsmen

[Gabag]

Unfortunately Gabag doesnt really care right now, and he and his guardsman brother are just trying to hitchhike.

WITHOUT A GRIFFIN CONSTANTLY ATTACKING.

and it's squishes, not spqusihs.

and bolters would most likely tear OFF your shoulders due to the immense recoil produced by the weapons anyways. I mean a Space Marine tries very hard to keep the gun under control in normal circumstances.

[Aranarieon]

umm im 12ft tall and a griffin, i can fly. OFCOURSE I CAN SHOT A BOLTER WITHOUT MY SHOLDERS COMIN OFF, IM NOT HUMAN  REMEMBER!

 *Blows apart next wehicle comin up, and the road is now closed*

[Gabag]

*blows apart next Griffin and the current Griffin, road opens up and now the Gabags can get back to hitchhiking undisturbed this time*



"Y'know for a jeep that thing takes awhile to move"

"I hear that"

[Aranarieon]

Urgh amatures *dies X-X *

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Sits in a chair by the fireplace reading a newspaper*

[Jad'Thor]

*curls up on white's lap*

[Aranarieon]

*sits upside down and goes to sleep*

[Self-sain]

*tucks self in into gruffness left. Wing*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Flies down and hugs Sain*

[Self-sain]

*hugs white as sain is still in griffins wing*