The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeCicada vomits the antidote on the ground and crawls over to Ted and a pile of red stuff... "What is that thing?" DeCicada said, pointing at the bloody goo pile. "These are the remains of that punk that would leave us alone." Ted said, referring of course to Selket.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White climbed out a wrecked school bus with some snack cakes* So... Ted what's up?

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I just wasted $80 in bullets to try and kill this idiot, and this bug won't quit making that buzzing noise!" Ted said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White just glances at DeCicada* A human form would be more safe so we don't have to constantly worry about stepping on him .

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I'm, like, as big as a Mole Rat. That's big enough for you to be able to see me." 

[Self-sain]

*a little creature in a cloak goes up to the goo and starts to put it into a vile*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Mole rats get shot a lot *White puts away his Terrible Shotgun*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

As Ted, White, and DeCicada move away from the remains of Selket, the Sovereign Bomber drops 8 V-1 Flying Bombs on the transgressor(Sain, Toyo, whoever) collecting the material, and the explosion completely destroys all traces of the goo.

"Anyways, I'll be fine as long as you don't purposefully step on me." DeCicada said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White sits on DeCicada* Well you would make a lovely chair at that size *He jumps back up*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeCicada chirps loudly when White sits on him. "Whatever, let's go to Megaton. It'll be nice to go somewhere safe for once."

[Self-sain]

<<<< you [censored] *the creature hold up a corrosive smg*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Well.. as long as it wasn't destroyed by any evil individuals *White eyes Ted*

[Self-sain]

the creature points it at ted and hisses

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I disarmed that bomb, thank you very much." Ted said, noticing White look at him.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Oh okay, well I'm never sure what side you're on Ted