The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Since you've been helping me all this time? I'll let you go, but the assimilators are dead." Ted said.

[Gabag]

*Seeing a small formation of Special Operations troops sneak up to the ledges of the chamber, Gabag gives them the signal to open fire on Ted and his entourage. Each man has a FAMAS red dot sight and a secondary MP5K*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Burst fire weaponry and submachine guns against heavy machine guns and skilled mercanaries is usually not a good idea *White's eyes glimmered and he swung around his laser minigun with the barrel spinning and shot up the Spec Ops*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank redies his M1 Garand and popped the heads of 8 Spec ops before reloading. Ted punches Gabag in the gut(100 unarmed, 3 levels of iron fist, Plunkett's Valid Points) then while Gabag recoils, Ted shoots him in the head three times with Callahan's Magnum.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White chuckled at Gabag as Ted made his finishing blows* "Overkill much Ted ?" *He unloaded a clip and started reloading his laser minigun*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I like overkilling traitors." Ted said. "So much for Spec ops, they didn't kill one Raider!" Frank said.

[Gabag]

"Good thing I got a mask!" He yelled before he chucked a plasma grenade down and jumped in a manhole and sealing it up with the explosion
Popping that desperately needed Stimpack and stabbing it into himself, Gabag had a few seconds of breathing room from the crazy people upstairs and to recollect on his failed assassination.

"Y'know they're right... the Spec ops forces suck.... I need better henchmen..."

Even though the Spec ops were highly trained with Assault rifles, they STILL failed miserably

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted kicks the plasma grenade in an attmpt to get it away, but it explodes on contact with his boot and cripples his right leg. "Nothing a stimpack can't fix."

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Grenorak appears out of the wall next to Gabag* "With the power of your fist, a boot, and not wearing a shirt you can accomplish ANYTHING! Just remember that, as you could become the next Highlander young sonny jim!" *He said with a Sean Connery voice and disappeared*

[Gabag]

"Aside from that I think I'm safe, and I'm talking to myself again dangit! But first another way out..."

Looking around and seeing light in the distance, Gabag walks towards it and spots some angry Deathclaw, the color draining from his face as he hid again.

"Ok then, either wait for Ted to leave, or just go out in a blaze of glory!" he thought to himself quietly.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Grenorak whispered to him* No guts no glory.

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So uhh... Ted what do we do now?

[Gabag]

"Shut it Grenorak, you don't have a crazy wolf, a manaic, a bunch of guys with guns, and a WW2 Vet outside trying to murderify you..."

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Grenorak sat at a table in the middle of cave in front of the deathclaw and slammed a battleaxe into a waffle on a plate which went deep into the table cloth* Waffle cut now!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"The smell of a bunch of dead Deathclaws is making me sick, let's get out of here and go to Megaton for a drink at Gob's Saloon or something." Ted said, and Jericho uses a Heavy Incinerator to cremate all the Deathclaw bodies as they left.

[Gabag]

Going against his better Judgement, Gabag shoved a plasma grenade in Grenorak's mouth and activated, diving away before the grenade turned the high lander into smoldering green goo.
"TOTALLY WORTH IT!"