The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

Yay me too *White whispers into Artemis's ear* "Chrona"

[Gabag]

In Rome Total War, I crushed a far superior Greek army that consisted of elite hoplites, regular hoplites, missile cavalry, and javelinmen

All  I had were mercenary bowmen/slingers, and some militia hoplites and pikemen

They had 1109 troops
I had around 450

I killed 84% of their army, including all but 3 of the elite hoplites,
I lost 27% of my militia army.

MY advisor said this to me.

"This is a glorious achievement, your victory is total! Crushing would be a better word for it!"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White fires magic missles upon the Advisor*

[Gabag]

NO

Greek Adviser and Eastern Adviser are my favorites

you can have Roman Adviser.

Greek Adviser Says: "The Gods have favored you, victories such as these are not worked by mortals like us!" Him and his silliness

and Eastern Adviser says: "As enemies, these men are perfect, they have turned their backs and run!"

[Artemis]

*totally explodes from the just the mention of the she-devil's name* FLUUURRRRHHHHHGG!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Muahahahahaha! *White picks up the wolf remains*

[Artemis]

*his tongue somhow manages to call white a few uncalled for names and then adds, "I'm going to shoot you with a BB gun when your not looking... in the head"*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White's head spins 360 degrees and looks at Artemis* I've played Fallout 3 for more than 200 hours before on one game, I think I can watch my back

[Artemis]

ok um... thats not creepy, and i dont mean the 360 degree head-turn.

[White Wolf Guardian]

The point of saying that was playing Fallout didn't matter as it was a distracting subject from the initial ability to turn my head 360 degrees which would enable me anyways to watch my back 8D

[Artemis]

Well here's the thing.  I'm not your average person.

[Buddywolf]

Whats creepy is a broken part of your body. It just dangles there useless and wiggles like jello 
Anyway, Turning your head like that makes you an owl! 

[Artemis]

Actually no, I've broken several bones and the majority of the time they get stiff.  A limb only goes limp if it is dislocated. (mostly)

[Gabag]

Demon Lord: I am free... you have my thanks...

Gabriel Angelos: SHOW YOURSELF DAEMON!

Demon: I Will... Soon. until then, go forth and spread word of my return

Angelos: I am not your herald Warp Spawn!

Demon: Are you not? You released me...

Angelos: NO! I destroyed the Stone!

Demon: Yes, and had you done so sooner, you may well have vanquished me, instead you've contributed to my release with your every sacrifice.

Angelos: Sacrifice!? What Sacrifice?

Demon: This planet was an altar, human, to the Blood God, Khorne, Sindri arranged the Ork invasion, knowing Space Marines would come to end their threat. Every death was a sacrifice towards my release, and I must say, your contributions were many, and magnificent.
Demon: Isador, Bale, and finally Sindri himself, without so many offerings, I would've remained trapped, I thank you, I will spare your life for now.
*Angelos begins to flee the warp storm'd planet*
Demon: Yes... Flee and Know I will soon come to claim you all!!
*Angelos stops to deliver this message to the Demon*
Angelos: And come and find your judgment waiting, you have escaped your captivity, only to face annihilation. I know you now.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White just turns into Star Fox and nods like a maniac as he drives his flying bus with an onboard Fred into the Demon and explodes without a reason for combustion upon impact*