The Random Thread

[Alice The Necrofox]

"Troops! Move out!"
Shiro moved his Bone Wing Tactical squad through the terrain of pandora. They were to meet up with some guard units who got stranded here. Shiro's motion senser went off, and the whole team froze. They heard a roar of people, as a group of bandits came running over the hill.
"Take them down men, for the emporor!" he said, loading his heavy bolter. They fired into the enemy.
"Radio in to the Terrans, the Bandits are the least of our worries, it seems like the Heretics have gotten a foothold in this planet."

[Gabag]

The Bone Wing tactical were right.

A small wing of Alpha Legion Raptor Marines were lying in wait, and only now have they descended on their Bone Wing enemies.
"DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!" One of them yelled, before he and his little troupe jumped straight at the Tactical.


(it aint heresy it's CHAOS!)

[Ghost 789]

Marines + Bone Wing Tactical Squad = AWESOME!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Meanwhile, on the Alien Mothership that tried to kidnap Ted...

Tom Chalmers, the "Clandestine Dagger", infiltrates the bridge of the mothership and sinks a stiletto into the back of the Captain's head, while this alerted the other aliens on the bridge, they were quickly gunned down by Tom's dual Type 64 Silent Pistols. Tom then proceeded to set the ship on a course for the Sun in 10 seconds, in that short time he teleported all the Human and Anthro prisoners from the holding cells, and back down to Rivet City in D.C., then he ran to the teleporter and made if back to Beijing just before the ship went to light-speed. "No Aliens mess with The People's Liberation Army and get away alive..."

Nihil

you seem to like roleplaying in games that are similar with the post apocalyptic idea and lawlessness

I love Mad Max, it's been my favorite movie for a long time. Ironic, considering that there is no law or government in Mad Max...

[Alice The Necrofox]

"****!! Incoming!" Shiro pulled out his Power axe and slammed it into the first of the oncoming Chaos. "We fight for one Emperor, the True God Emperor! Die Heretic!"
He muttered a prayer and a bolt of fire lanced out at another of the chaos. He muttered into his com "Now would be lovely guys..."

Terran commander Jonathan Meyers stood on a rock face overlooking the battle. A corporal came up to him. "Should we fire sir?"
'Yes, get our Reapers in there. Keep scanning for the Chaos forces here. I think they will be enough, Shiro's squad is tough enough for any small Chaos squad.'

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Ugh, I hate these guys almost as much as Frank does..." Ted said, upon seeing soldiers in Space Marine Armor. "Ted. How did you get here?" A Bandit Desperado said, from behind an Outrunner. "John? What is this place?" Ted snuck past the eyes of the Space Marines and over to where John was. "This planet is called Pandora, not be confused with the Blue People Pandora..." John rolled his eyes. "The Blue People?" Ted said, watching out for Marines walking by. "Uh, nevermind. Let's get over to Arid Hills and tell the Bandits about these Crimson Lance spoofs." John said, leading Ted around the building in Fyrestone and to the Catch-A-Ride to make an escape to the Arid Hills.

[Gabag]

"Ugh, I hate these guys almost as much as Frank does..." Ted said, upon seeing soldiers in Space Marine Armor. "Ted. How did you get here?" A Bandit Desperado said, from behind an Outrunner. "John? What is this place?" Ted snuck past the eyes of the Space Marines and over to where John was. "This planet is called Pandora, not be confused with the Blue People Pandora..." John rolled his eyes. "The Blue People?" Ted said, watching out for Marines walking by. "Uh, nevermind. Let's get over to Arid Hills and tell the Bandits about these Crimson Lance spoofs." John said, leading Ted around the building in Fyrestone and to the Catch-A-Ride to make an escape to the Arid Hills.

The Marines hate you too buddy boy
along with Orks
Chaos
Eldar
Necrons
Tyranids
Dark Eldar
Tau (they hate you if you dont join The Greater Good)
Imperial Guard
Daemonhunters
Inquisition
Sisters of Battle

AND MANY MORE!

The Raptor Marines, being the close combat specialists against guys who weren't close combat specialists, quickly tackled, and began to Brutalize the tactical squad

sure some Raptor marines died, but not as many as the Tacticals.

[Alice The Necrofox]

This is Shiro's squad, don't forget. He trained them in both.

The space marines, noticing the attack from the sky, dropped their bolters and pulled out a variety of weapons. Power swords, Chainswords, power fists, heck, even one guy had a harlequinn's kiss rigged to his arm. The ones that didn't have weapons clicked out blades on either cuff. These guys weren't going down without a fight.

Then things got worse. Four Terran Reaper squads came down from the sky and began laying waste to the Chaos. Two drop-ships came inbound as well.

(Gabag, your troops don't have a leader so make a leadership test)

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Man, these guys are pounding our forces like fourty-thousand warhammers." John said, driving the outrunner past Bonehead's Bandit camp, which was being attacked by Space Marines.

[Forgive me if I call a Chapter "Space Marines" if they're not, I don't know anything about Warhammer ]

[Gabag]

This is Shiro's squad, don't forget. He trained them in both.

The space marines, noticing the attack from the sky, dropped their bolters and pulled out a variety of weapons. Power swords, Chainswords, power fists, heck, even one guy had a harlequinn's kiss rigged to his arm. The ones that didn't have weapons clicked out blades on either cuff. These guys weren't going down without a fight.

Then things got worse. Four Terran Reaper squads came down from the sky and began laying waste to the Chaos. Two drop-ships came inbound as well.

(Gabag, your troops don't have a leader so make a leadership test)

=Ahem Shiro

how does one pull a power fist out, they are pneumatic gloves that are technically apart of the Marine's armor...
the space marine power pack isnt a backpack, so no way to store half of those things, the Swords have the wonderful excuse of sheaths though so I'll give you that
Only the Death Watch really use Alein weaponry (Xeno in Warhammer Terms)

Terran Reapers? Seriously
your throwing normal humans against Genetically Altered Super Humans, a Space Marine could slap their heads off if he was feeling merciful
Space Marines don't have Cuff blades
only Apothecaries do really, and it's their little medic device with a ridiculously long name.

(clever with the 40,000 Warhammers Denihil, i get it, And Space Marines aren't Chapters, although Space Marines do make up Chapters so it isn't necessarily wrong.... I think
It gets rather complicated...)
and Don't Leadership test me boi, it's Gabag we're talking about
you pulled a leader out of thin air, well dang gummit I can too!

[Alice The Necrofox]

Well you are the Chaos, and they have the lowest Leadership rolls. (True, see rulebook for more info) Plus, I said Shiro was there from the begining, and he is a Librarian (you know this). At least i didn't pull them out as terminator's. Lets just say they pull out power swords and Chainswords (they have sheaths too (see Dark Heresy and Rouge Trader))
The terran would probably run away though... after they see the full blown battle of the Space marines. And i don't care if it is god leading them. The head guy in one of my opponents armies had 10 leadership, and his squad had 9. Rolled and failed leadership test. They ran off the board. Didn't have to deal with them again ))

[Gabag]

I feel like your suddenly googling Codex books or your being semi legit

or you all of a sudden realized Warhammer was better then Bioshock and decided to play the Miniatures game but like all newbies apparently got hooked with the Space Marines (same happened to me)

listen I never played the Miniatures game

just read some novels and got really interested in the awesomeness that is Warhammer

I dont have lots of money to kill at a moments notice for the sake of an army of miniatures

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

[I painted my Imperial Guard pieces to look like WWII U.S. Army guys! ]

[Alice The Necrofox]

I started space marines, and am moving towards inquisition or Imperial guard. I watched a few with Imperial guard, and thought they were okay, but the Inquisition was cool

But I still use Shiro in the Space Marine's Chapter because that is where he first appeared on the battlefield.
(That and I am a rulebook nut for some reason. I just love stats )

[Gabag]

[I painted my Imperial Guard pieces to look like WWII U.S. Army guys! ]

Whatever

I say we shift to Warhammerisms
so much luls to be had