The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Let's just RP

Back in the Arid Hills, John and Ted look over the hundreds of Bandits that make up Magnuson's Marauders, near Sledge's Safehouse. "This is our planet! Whoever they send here, we're gonna catch them, we're gonna cook them, and we're gonna eat them!" John said. "What? Are you serious?" Ted said, disgusted by cannibalism. "We aren't, but they will." John pointed to the Psycho Bandits cooking a Crimson Lance soldier. "That's sick! John, Make them stop." Ted said. "They're Psychotic, I can't really tell them what to do, though they do follow my attack orders very nicely."

[Alice The Necrofox]

(kk)

Shiro pushed back the Chaos marines, who (since gabag isn't here) ran away.
"Those cowards. I knew they would leave. You can call off your terran, Jonathan."
*Well be careful out there. My scanners have been picking up bandit activity all over the place.*
"Bandits are no trouble for us. Send in second squad. We might need the close range."
*Already on the way. I am guessing you know where the bandits are?*
"How did you guess?"
*Just a hunch*
"Well this is Baron Shiro signing off"
He motioned for his squad to get out of the landing zone as three drop pods came down, deploying two assault squads and another tactical.
"Okay, I think we can take them."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Shiro pushed back the Chaos marines, who (since gabag isn't here) ran away

Gabag just got back.

[Alice The Necrofox]

(temporary retreat then? cause I needed to call in a few more squads anyways)

[Gabag]

Commissar Gabag was waiting in the hills, with the 105th Death Korps, his men had entrenched themselves in the aptly named Arid Hills (dang it was hot)
And now the Basilisks were lining up a shot on the Space Marines of Shiro's command.

"Ready... Aim... UNLEASH THE EMPEROR'S FURY!!" He yelled, and three earth shaking thumps resounded as Earth-shaker rounds rocketed towards the space marines.
(I'm switching from Chaos to Traitor Guards although the Commissar sometimes forgets he's a Traitor and thinks he's fighting for the Emperor)

Post Merge: April 08, 2010, 04:51:23 AMBesides it's weird for Chaos Marines to break so easily

I mean they are Space Marines, genetically bred so there's NO fear

and the fact they turned their back on the Emperor.
if that isn't stupid courage, I dunno what is

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I think I should call support..." Ted said to John, referring to the D.C. Desperadoes, Ted's Raider Gang on Earth. "How are you going to do that?" John said, knowing they were in a different star system. "I'll just call Mothership Zeta, an Alien vessel I took over, have it travel over to Earth, pick up my men, and bring them back here. The Mothership can make the trip within an hour, because it uses some kind of warp drive to travel faster than light in a another dimension." Ted said, using his Pip-Boy to send the Mothership back to Earth.

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro heard the thunks.
"Okay, who was the wise *** who forgot to pay life insurance..." he said as he motioned for the troops to get cover. A couple were hit, but no one got hit straight on, so no complete casualties. One of them got a huge splinter in his arm, but pulled it out, applied meds, and said he would be fine. One of the troopers moved towards Shiro.
"Sir! Trajectory is coming from over there!"
"Figured that... okay lets move."
The space Marines now knew where the enemy were roughly, and did not hesitate to go find and destroy them.

[Gabag]

Commissar Gabbets troops just finished setting up the heavy bolter turrets, but hit them under camouflager nets, while he organized the 105th Mighty Gabbers into position for a victory speech.

The Commissar thought today, actions spoke louder then words
"Kick some ***" he said, and the troops raised their arms in cheer and got into their trenches.

Why those 3 words inspire people so much, Commissar Gabbets will never know, it just works. He grabbed his plasma pistol, fastened his mighty hat of Commissarium and Leadership on his head. And took out a cigar.

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro lead his squad, who were equipt with heavy bolters, bolters, and one small tactical squad was designated the "Snipers" of the group. Those scouts made their way around to several offshoots of rock and relayed what they saw.
Shiro stood with the rest of his squads and showed the screen on a projection.
"Okay men, they got Basilisks set up over there. Those aren't gonna be much trouble once we get the Assault squads down into the trenches. They got what looks like lasrifles and slug weapons down there... wait... what..."
Shiro slapped his shoulder plate.
"It's the 105th. One of the Gabags is running this show. This isn't good. Boys, we need to make sure not to screw this up. Scouts return... then we will discuss what to do..."

[Gabag]

The Imperial Guardsmen broke into a chant to encourage morale.

"I wanna be the Very best... That no one ever was.... To catch them is my real test.... to train them is my cause.... I will travel 'cross the land... searching far and wide..... These Pokemon, they understand... THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!!!!... POKEMON Gotta Catch 'em all!"

To outside sources, it seems to be simple insanity

but each Guardsman was a pokemon fanatic at heart, and dangit they all wanted to return to beat the Elite 4 from this battle!

[Alice The Necrofox]

'Uh, sir? This is scout 6... they just started singing the pokemon theme song sir..."
Shiro stopped, thought a moment, then grinned.
"I Just got an Idea."...


__________________

"They need a what?"
'A life size copy of Mew sir." said the corperal.
"Are they nuts?" Jonathan said to the Terran officer who came over to him.
'I guess so.'
"Well send it to them. God shiro I hope you know what you are doing..."

[Gabag]

"OH MAH GAWD iT"S A MEW!!!" Yelled one of the guardsman, who ran up to the mew, his face wad quickly melted by Gabbets.

"No Pokemon until Shiro and his Space Marine Cowards, toolbags, and Schmoobs are dead, AM I CLEAR" He addressed the rest of the guardsmen
They quickly fell back in line, although they all wanted that Pokeman.

Gabbets forsaw possible trouble, and shot the Mew in the face, and it hollagraphically disappeared.
"It was a fake!?"

The Guardsmen shouted in chorus.

"indeed mentlegen"

[Alice The Necrofox]

While the Commisar shot the mew, it sent a message to the ship.
"Okay, orbital fire on those coordinates in relation to the shot."
'Yes captain!'

Two streams of high energy blasted into the trenches of the Traitor guard, killing many of them. When the bombardment ended, sniper shots fired, and two teams of assault marines jet packed down into the trenches, chainswords ripping apart traitor marines.
Shiro was busy trying to find the Commisar, but could not be seen.

[Gabag]

Commissar Gabbet smiled as his guardsmen were cut down. The troops tried to fight back, but close quarters vrs a space marine was not a very fun option.

He hated those new recruits anyways.
While Shiro was distracted and his troops distracted, the once concealed heavy bolter positions, stocked with Real Veterens, equal to a relatively new space marine experience wise, opened fire from above, cutting down marine after marine in controlled bursts of explosive automatic rocket launcher. His force designed the trenches to be easily destroyed from ranged fire on both sides, and the Assault Marines took the bait and took the worst of the machine guns fury.
He chuckled as he saw a sniper hurtle to the ground in front of him from the explosions, and break most of his body.

The man still yet lived. Gabbet arranged for a change, and stabbed the man in the face, and grabbed his bolter.
Still in pristine condition... as usual for all space marine technology.
He fiddled around with it as his soldiers were fighting and dying and accidentally pulled the trigger, accidentally killing the last recruit that he hated in the process.

"That was fun!" he said before dropping the bolter, and melting a marine's assault pack with his plasma pistol, causing him to fly out of control in a very funny fashion.

the 105th Mad Gabbers were doing pretty well for an Imperial Guard regiment.

[Alice The Necrofox]

And that is what he was waiting for. He pulled his heavy bolter out and shot the Commisar from behind, as his tactical marines filled the gun emplacements with heavy bolter shots and grenades. The assault teams and the orbital fire was a distraction. Gabags didn't care about smaller troops because that is what they were to begin with. It was easy for him to get him distracted and for his tactical squads to flank them. Shiro filled the Commisar's back with 4 explosive bolter rounds, blowing his chest out.
"Got em'. Blow out those bolters!"
3 grenades each hit the pits and blew out the Heavy bolters.