The Random Thread

[Gabag]

"...Unfortunately, my usefulness to this particular endeavor has come to an end. Protocol does not allow units with my classification to perform a task as important as the reunification of the Index with the Core. That final step is reserved for you, Reclaimer."
The Commissar said, in a strangely robotic tone, in his hand, was a detonator, and on Shiro's back, was a melta bomb,

in his dying graces, he pushed the button on the detonator, destroying the platform Shiro, Gabbets, and a few other marines were standing on, incinerating them all.

The heavy Bolter teams continued to open fire down on their enemies, a few emplacements blown out by grenades already.

[Alice The Necrofox]

(marines aren't on platform. and how did you get a bomb on my back if I wasn't seen?)

[Gabag]

Commissar Gabbets had a deal with Tzeentch, he knew you were there, and prepared for it.

Tzeentch says: "Just as Planned" and if your marines were behind the commissar, they were on the same platform.

You just dont want Shiro to die because otherwise you'd bwahhh

but I let Gabbets die in a heartbeat so i could develop other characters and reveal a Tzeentchian plot.

[Alice The Necrofox]

(( You forgot one big thing about Shiro... thanks by the way. There is a reason they are called bone wings.))

All of the space marines lay dead.

The Imperial troops walked around the dead marines, poking them, and starting to cheer about how they beat space marines. Then there was a snap.
The space marines got up, grabbed a weapon and killed everyone nearby.

Shiro stood up from the burn. His armor was in peices, but he was still alive.
"Tzeentch... you should know better."
He, and his tactital team got up and finished off the robotic commisar.
"I don't die. For the true emporor, the Undead empororor. The Litch. The God emperor. We shall fall, but never die."
The other space marines echoed him. The reason they had become famous is that Bone wings do not die. They continue. It is a curse and a blessing.
"Now you die. Fall Traitor guards."
SHiro hefted his Power axe and cut down one Traitor Guard, walking calmly toward's the trench, taking bullet after bullet.

[Gabag]

(sorry to use harsh termiology such as 'bawwing'  but my characters always die while others live, and I thought they were bone wings because they flew on wings of bone
Also I never told your characters that Tzeentch was behind it, for all you knew, it could've been Slaaneshi Guardsmen fighting you)

Tzeentch smiled to himself as nukes rained from orbit

"to be sure, nuke it from orbit... I always say"
At least how he imagined it in 500 years, when the Bone Wings would return.

Now he smiled still, the Traitors were there as a test, to test the mettle of these new Bone Wings.
Their resilience was surprising, similar to the Death Guard, but had less disease thrown in.

Meanwhile on the ground.
Gunnery Sgt. Tavik was busy sighting a Bone Wing Space marine with a bazooka.
He fired, the rocket hitting the man and causing his upper body to burst, due to the extra punch rocket thrown in.
However the upper half of the marine, or what was left, continued to live, it picked up a chainsowrd and crawled over to Tavik.

"Sonuva crap.." he muttered, then shot himself with a laspistol

Post Merge: April 08, 2010, 08:29:23 PM(because power armored super humans need to be totally indestructible and God mod to the extreme only the Necrons can truely re-animate)

[jlmdragon]

suddenly from out of nowhere the cold forms of necron ships appear a begin attacking the bombaring ships that are spread out around the planet.

[Gabag]

does thine jimdragon know who necrons are
or are you jumping on bandwagons

[Ghost 789]

((U mean those necro-morph guys from dead space?))
*Is playing chess against a headcrab'd zombie*
Check!
*Zombie noms my king*
...Well played, well played...

[jlmdragon]

necrons, formally known as the necrontyr.

They were once a race as old as the old ones but doomed to live a short life.

They made a foolish deal with the c'tan and are now soulless hate filled machines a exists for the single purpose of eliminating all life from the galaxy.

So yes I know what the necrons are.

[Gabag]

alright cool jimdragon
people have a tendency to jump on bandwagons on this forum without knowing what they're jumping on

[Ghost 789]

*Attempts to play checkers against a dog*
CHECK!
*The dog passes gas on the king, making it suddenly come to life and slowly die dramaticly*
King:...WHY!? *Melts into a puddle*
...DOG!!!YOU MURDERER!!!

[jlmdragon]

flashs of sickly green light arc the sky above the planet as the necron raiders coldly decimate the ships one by one which are traped between the planet and the advancing necron ships

[Ghost 789]

SOMEONE ARREST THIS DO-!
Hey...where's the dog!?
*The dog is seen running away, with a bag with explosives in it clamped between its jaws*
GASP! GET HIM!!! IT'S DOGS GONE SUICIDAL!!!

[Gabag]

The Necrons had ships?

I didn't know... I don't focus on Naval engagements, not grimdark enough

[Ghost 789]

*The dog continues to run, throwing the explosives at Gabag*
!!! BAD DOG!!! *Chases the dog*
GRRRRRRR!!! WHAT DID GABAG DO TO YOU!?
Dog:HE TOOK MAH NOMZ!!!
...WTF!? DID THAT DOG JUST TALK!?