The Random Thread

[Gabag]

Mothership Zeta had just made the trip from Pandora, to Earth, and Back, but was blown to smithereens by a Subjugator Fleet Command vessel, the "Puppeteer". The Commander looks over the pieces of the Alien ships, including the Necron, happy to see the destruction of the non-Human vessels. "Now that all space forces have been dealt with, it's time for these 'thugs' on Pandora to be swept aside, deploy the Prefabricated garrison base and await further instruction once construction is complete in 15 minutes."

Prior to the landing of the garrison base, a missile was launched to destroy the digging machine known as Thor, in the Salt Flats. Once the large container lands on top of the ruins of Thor, the top of the container is lifted off by a tractor beam and the walls fall down, providing a stable, flat and cold metal metal surface for the base. Hundreds of Technicians begin building the base from prefabricated pieces, and within 15 minutes, the base is complete, and soldiers begin marching out. "Kill any creatures, Bandits, Crimson Lance, and Space Marines you come into contact with. Once Pandora has been taken, we'll mine out everything and leave it as a dead rock."

you probably know already, but Imperium encompasses more then just Space Marines
and I didn't think the Necrons were so easily killed, usually when you think they died, then they come back to bite your *** off and then feed it to the carrion birds while you still breath

whatever I dont care, I hate Necrons... they never die!!!

[Alice The Necrofox]

After the carnage, Shiro sat down with the parts of his squad, as they crawled back and sewed each other back together again. The corporeal from before came up to him.
"Well, that was fun... lets do it again some time."
"Well, this isn't over yet, corporeal. We still gotta keep moving. See if there are any survivors."
The radio man, who had sewed himself back up shouted to Shiro.
"Captain! We got reading of necrons and other enemies of the empire incoming!"
"Well it seems we have our work cut out for us. Lets see if any of these Traitor Guard are willing to help us..."
He went over to a body that had a chainsword cut through it, and pulled out a small vial. He poured the noxious green contents over the body, and the dead thing rose.
"They won't be much use for more than one command or two, not like you boys who died willingly, but they serve their purpose for the Emperor."
He took his sword and cut a symbol on the thing's head, to mark it as his own. The symbol glowed, and the corpse nodded.
"Lets bunker down people. We all back together."
The marines cheered.

[Gabag]

The detachment of the 105th Mad Gabbers that remained loyal to the Emperor, and had followed the Bone Wings down onto Pandora, were hastily preparing a a planetary defense fortress in the spot that used to be Old Haven. It was about halfway complete, which in modern terms would be a complete fortress, with heavy bolter turrets spread around, Basilisks hidden in the hills and under a special film of camouflage that hid it from radar.

Commissar Gabbet the Second was busy leading the construction, it was going a lot faster then the other days, the Necron threat spurring the men to work harder.
Private P. Wilkins was busy calibrating his Plasma Rifle, the weapon being powerful enough to melt through Space Marine armor with ease, it would surely decimate any other soldier. He was tweaking it so it had less chance of exploding in his face and melting him alive.

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro put his helmet back on, an honorary inquisitor's symbol planted on it. He came up to the base with his detachment of marines and waved at the Commissar.
"Nice to have you boys on our side this time."
He decided not to tell them about the 50 or 60 odd undead traitor guard he had hiding somewhere, but they probably knew the Chapter's notorious history of not dying in unwinnable situations. Not that they won them all, just that they never died.

[Gabag]

"How come you guys never die... seems drastically unfair.. even the Death Guard die if you pump enough lead into them!" The Commissar asked, taking a sip from his mug o' coffee
(this is a not so subtle jab as to why your chapter never dies, but the ones that are supposed to be able to reanimate like zombies do die after effort)
"Any idea what we're up against sir?"
Some odd Crimson Lance hurried by, helping the Guardsmen and others with the construction efforts and setting up the defenses, a few looked at awe at the space marines,
some vomited at the smell of them.
"It's ok... these 'Crimson Lance' as they call themselves, allied with us and agreed to worship the Emperor... mainly because they are awed by his Majesty's weaponry"

[x]

*grabs up a plate of cupcakes that have fallen apart*  "They look like hats....am I supposed to wear these or eat them?" *glares at cupcakes, then teleports them with my new Goblin Staff to the top of two random roleplayers' heads.*

Random generator says look at most recent........

...Commissar' Gabag...
Shiro...
....Ross
......Nia......

Shiro and....Ross! Congratulations, you get new hats made of cupcakes!

[Alice The Necrofox]

"How we don't die? Trust me, you don't want to know. Not that we can't tell you, just... you don't want to know."
He came up over next to him, nodding at the Crimson Lance running by.
"I am not surprised that they joined the Crusade against chaos. They seemed to have been fighting a smaller one here on the planet against the local bandits. As for the situation, you probably know more than I do. What has HQ come up with."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Eh, I'm pulling the Subjugators, Ted's Raiders, and John's Bansdits out of the RP. Since there's been no fighting with you guys and them, you can just act as if they never were there.

[Gabag]

well we were hoping you would attack Subjugator style on my planatary defence fort

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

The Immaculate Crusader of Virtue casts the Blessing of Amity on Pandora, a Divine spell that stops hostile actions within a global scale for 24 hours, long enough for the Subjugators to withdraw from the planet.

[jlmdragon]

above the planet the necron ship spark back into life repaired and ready to fight, they form up over a empty part of the planet landing mololiths and raiseing up long burried tombs and crypts from which more necrons rise, forming up a vast army.

(sorry for not posting, i was doing somthing called sleeping ever heard of it?)

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"It would seem that these machines are immune to the effects of the Blessing of Amity..." The Crusader said, reluctantly lifting the blessing, causing those who were effected by the blessing to continue fighting.

Meanwhile, the Admiral of the Puppeteer fleet turn back to Pandora, just as soon as the Blessing of Amity is lifted. "Engage those hostiles, and destroy them immediately! They can't hide from us this time!"

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro was watching this on the monitors.
"First they were leaving, now they are coming back? Okay, who is running their army."
He sees the necrons.
"oh. that's why."

[Gabag]

Commissar Gabbets opened a Vox-Link to the Admiral of the Puppeteer.

"Greetings... This is Commissar Gabbets of the Imperium's 105th Mad Gabbers..
I can see you've met the Necrons... there's no way to destroy them... we've tried many times... we need to bury them back within their tombs..., or you can let out ship do something..."

The Imperial Ship. The 105th's Flagship, Dem Gabbins... fired down orbital strike lasers down on the Necron army, shattering their main line, at least enough for a fair fight, Monolinths burned, 'tis a glorious sight.

(no, the Imperium wants to tussle with the Subjugators, I don't want the unkilliable and overpowered Necrons to get in mah way)

[Alice The Necrofox]

((Hey how about unkillable fursus unkillable? Bone wings vs Necrons?))