RANDOM BOMB!!!
Detonating in 3...2..1..
*Deep breath*
There are 2 earths fighting a sun as if it were mortal kombat with rubber chickens that scream "I JUST GOT THIS LIFE!!!"When you look at them, while pluto is break-dancing on white only going through him, and jupiter is pretending to be a bowling ball that passes gas just because it's known as a "Gas Giant."
Meanwhile, a talking pillow has crafted a lava sword with grass blades on the tip that spin like a chainsaw. The pillow uses the blade to fight the air molecoles screaming"I WILL AVENGE MY DADDEH!!!"
It walks out of the molecules victorious and gains -999 EXP.
It yells"WTFCOPTER!!!"
RANDOMNESS BOMB END
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