The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Jumps around like Chuck Norris on methadone*

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

*clings on back*
WEee!

[Alice The Necrofox]

*dodges chuck clone*
woah!

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

*falls off beside Shiro*

Choa bella!" *from the floor*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Chuck Norris jumps down and sees the Chuck clone, staring at it* "NUUUUU!!!" *The Chuck clone's eyes melt out of his skull and he incinerates into a pile of ashes*

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

*holds eyes*
"That was scarring!"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Chuck Norris tips his hat and disappears*

[Gabag]

*Gabag was subjected to The Midnight Bliss Curse*

*Gabag was turned into a woman of a spacefaring alien species*

[Gabag]

indeed

how can we help?

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Runs around in circles*

[Gabag]

*watches the circle runner in earnest*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White reveals the revolver he was hiding and aims it at Gabag* Sorry but someone has to return you to normal *A tear rolls down his neck as the camera pans down to the gun* 'Click' *Boom*

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*10 minutes earlier* "Yes the sample is complete, it will return any mutation to the normal form of the DNA strain, but it's not going to be cheap for you." *Drops a bag of gold on the table* "Gimme that." *Walks away and shoves the vial in the bullet casing with a large metal syringe as he walks out into the field noticing Gabag and deciding to run around in a random circle to not attract attention to himself in any manner other than the norm*

[Gabag]

uhham.....

ok, but the curse is still in effect, no medicine will really cure it, I appreciate the motion though.
*pulls the syringe off the now visible kinetic barrier*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*A little baby wolgon sits outside of the barrier just crawling around as its legs haven't fully developed yet and it keeps falling over, trying to flap its tiny wings*

[Gabag]

Gab picks up the little creature trying hard to fly, and then snaps her fingers as a solution comes to mind.

"Not my fault Chaos Sorcerers like to rewrite my unstable clone DNA.

This isnt the first time either... and there is no real way to reverse it. It'll go with time however, so you gotta bear with me."