The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Uhh... disregard that." John casually flicks the flea, sending it flying over into Skag Gully.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White picks up the poor flea* How could you disregard this flea, it's so cuuuute

[x]

  "Yes, yes I am!" the flea nods eagerly, jumping around.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Fine, I'll regard it... with my Mongol Rocket Launcher!"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Chokes on his acidic magnum* Holy crap, I didn't know the weapons went that high in level nor power

[Lone-Wolf]

-Phasewalks over and steals the rocket launcher and discovering he can't use it, sells it in  a vending machine-

[Gabag]

Denihil is going to eat your soul, spit it out, and then eat it a second time because he likes the taste

[Lone-Wolf]

did you know (and this aint a joke  ) that anybody buying video games from Gamestation.com from April 1st actually forfeit their soul? I'm so glad I get my games from play.com 

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Good thing I made backups of my inventory at the New-U in case Mad Moxxi stole my Weapons and Mods." John takes out a pair of pliers and pulls one of his Molar teeth out. "Steve, take my tooth and this rock, go to a New-U Station, smash my tooth, and the New-U Station should mistake the abrupt destruction of part of my body as my death, and send out a clone of myself. Shoot him in the head with my Jakob's Striker, before the New-U can register that I'm still alive and call the clone back, and take his guns and keep them all, but bring the Mongol to me."

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro walked in carrying a crateload of weapons.
"Oh don't mind me, just supplying an army to fight Knoxx again... brb"
He shifts weight and starts handing guns out to some troopers he has enlisted from the Imperial guard.
"Man, this kill team is gonna rule!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Oh, I thought that was our shipment of Atlas guns I ordered from Marcus." John said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Only buy your games from Jakobs, just don't die one time in the game you'll be okay... because if you do well then a zombie will eat your brains... or a kitten will just randomly die somewhere across the planet and you'll get a suitcase with $1,000,000 in American Currency.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Ahaha, Zombies! No such thing, same goes for those Wereskags people keep talking about!" John said, then Steve whispers something in his ear. "You've been to the Zombie Island? *Steve nods* They're real? *Steve nods again* Well, crap." John stood up and pointed to the New-U Station. "Everyone fast travel to Jakobs Cove! We're taking over the place!"

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro leads his kill team over and start's killing Bandits.
'YEAH!'

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Just leave a few SuperBad Desperadoes, Lunatics, and Bullies to deal with them, and get us out of here! You... Wolf-Dragon-Person(White), come with us!"