The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White just follows without really saying anything*

[deathslayerkitty]

*looks around* "mew?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

John activates the Fast Travel station to get him, White, and Steve to Jakobs Cove. There they find that the town has been attacked by Zombies, but is protected by 3 Gatling guns, and a Lone Soldier of Fortune. "Ha! Dumb corpses can't get past me and my rifle!" The Soldier said, from on top of the Motel.

[White Wolf Guardian]

OMG I hate these zombies, especially the ones that puke all over everything! *White flips open revolver and uses like a combo of 8 speed loaders and fires incendiary rounds through heads everywhere*

*White woofs at the kitty*

[deathslayerkitty]

*freaks out* "ZOMBIES!!!" *runs around* "what do i do!? what do i do!?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

John whips out a Hunter's Matador and blasts 6 Zombies to pieces though the sheer overkilling firepower of a 180x10 shot. "Reloading!" John reloads and fires 6 shots again, noticing that a few of "his" kills were stolen by Frank Keegan, who was the Soldier on the Roof. "Stop it!" John said, looking up at Frank. "You stop it!" Frank said, looking back down at John. "No, YOU stop it!" John said. "You stop it first!" Frank said. "I  said stop it first, so you  stop it first!" John said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White's eyes twitched and he put a gun to his head and shot himself dead* No more sound! *The wolgon ghost cheered and haunted the new cat girl*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"No!" Frank jumps from the roof and lands next to White's corpse. He runs to the body and holds White's head up. "He was a great ally... I'll never forget his comradery on the battlefield." :'( Frank said, passing his hand over White's face, closing his eyes. "He woulda made a good Third in Command." John said, rather apathetically as he continued shooting Zombies.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White turns to zombie wolgon and noms on Denihil's head*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Get 'em off me!" DeNihil said, waving his arms around frantically. "White! You're alive! ... sort of." Frank said, not doing anything to stop White from chewing on DeNihil.

[White Wolf Guardian]

"Zommbbbbiiieeee huuuugggg" *The zombie wolgon hugged Denihil after barely doing anything more than slobbering on Denihil*

[Niala Ornitier]

*Niala Bit white on the nose and he reverted back into himself* HUZZAH!!!!! *Niala fell over* ow... what..th- *a mushroom tried to nom her foot*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Oh no, how did White let himself become a Zombie? That's not right!" DeNihil said, hugging White back, though somewhat hesitantly.

[Niala Ornitier]

There there Denihil, White was only pretending, the grossness was just make up Nyy and I put all over him

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank whacks White over the back of the head with an M1911 pistol. "PLEASE, don't shoot yourself again!"