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Offline Niala Ornitier

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37725 on: April 28, 2010, 11:47:04 AM »
*the mushroom begins to eat Niala's tail* HEY...NO BAD!!1 *She tries to slap the mushroom*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37726 on: April 28, 2010, 11:54:21 AM »
*Skitters in out of nowhere and pounces the mushroom*

Why is it trying to eat your tail?  o.O

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37727 on: April 28, 2010, 11:57:30 AM »
Frank turns around and takes aim at the mushroom with an M1911. *BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-CLICK-CLICK* Frank then uses First Aid Spray on Nia's tail.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37728 on: April 28, 2010, 11:58:41 AM »
*White makes a zombie groan* rrrrraaawwwrrrr
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37729 on: April 28, 2010, 12:00:28 PM »
*Pounces White*

Whacchu groanin' at?  <____<

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37730 on: April 28, 2010, 12:01:43 PM »
"Need moar pylons... and a Hooters on 9th Street."
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37731 on: April 28, 2010, 12:07:19 PM »
"White, are you OK now? Tell me you are!" DeNihil said.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37732 on: April 28, 2010, 12:07:50 PM »
*Gives White a coupon for Hooter's*

There ya go have a blast.

As for the pylons...  My lolcat is konstrukting them as fast as he can!


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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37733 on: April 28, 2010, 04:32:47 PM »
*To my laptop* STOP BUZZING!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37734 on: April 28, 2010, 07:28:15 PM »
*White got up and ran in circles around Denihil with his Hooters Coupon* YESSSS!!!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37735 on: April 28, 2010, 10:09:20 PM »
Meanwhile, FAR away from the panet that we're on now, the Subjugators attack and destroy the Pylons using a massive barrage of 30 Ares V-type Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles, each armed with 125 Megaton MKII "Hassführer" Warheads...

"Hooters... Uh, that's really great, White." :/ DeNihil said, then using his shapeshifter powers on White to to rid of all Zombie tissue left in the Wolgon's body, as well as regenerating any brain and skull damage from the gunshot wound. "Whew... all better now... yeesh! I need to work on my healing ability." o.O With that spell, DeNihil exhausts his powers for the rest of the day.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37736 on: April 29, 2010, 11:27:06 AM »
*White stops with a more intelligible thing to say* "Soo... it's like those 80's car movies where the car talks to the guy back while he uses it, and after using the turbo boost once per episode, he can't use it anymore... oh the irony!"
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37737 on: April 29, 2010, 11:55:25 AM »
"Oh, yeah, I guess so. Running out of power is bad." :( DeNihil sat down on a bench.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37738 on: April 29, 2010, 05:52:43 PM »
A random monkey joins DeNihil on the bench, randomly picking at his ears. He raises his eyebrows.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #37739 on: April 29, 2010, 10:53:53 PM »
Randomly practices archery at a KFC, misses the target and hits a black scotish cyclops eating a spicy chicken burger
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