The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White giggles and holds up the 'real' key and looks at the key blank being swung around behind him* ~Whistles a tune and unlocks the door~ "Now Johnny... play nice and go have fun with the other kid." *The wolgon winked at the wereskag as he moved to the side silently*

[deathslayerkitty]

*wakes up from her little cat nap and yawns. she looks around* "mew?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I'll get that shotgun for you after I take care of Steve, he must have taken my guns when he stuffed me in that cage." John was now able to speak without stuttering, he crawled out of the cage and stood up, almost twice as tall as White. Without a word, he stomps toward Steve and almost steps on Kitty. Steve feels the ground thumping from the heavy footsteps and turns around. "Hey-OOOH!" Steve screams and starts to run away, but John quickly grabs him up and brings him to eye level, then roars loudly in the Bandit Lord's face.

[deathslayerkitty]

"EEP!" *hides behind White and shakes softly*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

John is about to put Steve in his mouth and eat him when, suddnely, he heard music coming from where the New-U Station was. "Mayybee you'll think of me... when you are all alone..." The lyrics of the song went on, and the giant Wereskag dropped Steve then promptly began running away from the music. Steve confusedly looks on as John runs away, then turns around to see a man wearing Wanderer's Armor, Boogeyman's Hood, and a Pfeifer Zeliska in hand. "Ahaha... I knew it would go running from my tunes."

[White Wolf Guardian]

Oh crap!!! *White jumps up and runs as soon as he saw Ted's gun*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted shoots one of the Jakobs fuel tanks and blows it up in one shot. "Heh, so pointless... Steve, get John for me, I have a huge shipment of Miniguns for his Bandit guys in Rust Commons." Ted said, and Steve got up off the ground and whispered into Ted's ear. "You're... KIDDING ME, HE'S A 'SKAGZILLA'!? Ugh, Jericho wouldn't let that happen to me, why'd you let that happen to John!?" Ted grabs Steve and throws him at the crates that White was behind, and Steve yells out his signature "Heyooo!" and he flies into them.

[Gabag]

Gabag, in his suit of powered armor, raises one of his eyes in a quizzicial way, looking at the weirdos throwing people who yell "HEyooooo!"

"Barbarians..." he said before taking out his binocs for a closer look, he gave a little wave to the figures to let them know he meant no trouble.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White has a sweatdrop go down the side of his head as he has his Six-Pack Minigun is in his sweating paws* "Alright Teddy... when are you going to give me that moment of the weak point..."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You're not planning on killing John, are you?" Frank said as he walked up to Ted. "Of course not! That is, unless he keeps running like coward, or tries to attack me like a fool!" Ted said, reloading the single bullet he used on the fuel tank earlier.

[Gabag]

Gabag began to make his way to the grouping of people. Maybe they were traveling merchants, who could sell him some ammunition or cookies.

Maybe they were mercs looking for work, he had some.

He called out a "HEY!" really loudly to them and gave another wave before jogging over. Just in case he activated his armor's kinetic barriers.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You think you want to be here!?" Ted said, looking at Gabag. "Let Ted do the talking, get shot at, don't let Ted do the talking, he shoots you himself." Frank muttered to himself, hoping for the best of he situation without attempting to calm Ted.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White runs around the corner suddenly seeing Ted distracted and starts up the barrel* "Hey Ted boy! EAT SUMMA THIS!!!" *The gun makes a loud 'Whirrrrrr' noise and bullets rain upon the air looking like a windstorm of hail*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Rragh!! Nobody... shoots, this, guy!" Ted fires at White 5 times with the Pfeifer Zeliska, two of the .600 Nitro Express bullets hitting White's minigun, and the other three hitting or missing White's body. Ted took a couple dozen 5mm bullets to his legs, arms, torso and head before going into cover to reload, and use a Stimpack bundle(He needs to use about 5x the drugs to get the same effect as other people using one dose). "Why is White shooting at us? Or, more specifially, you?" Frank said, holding his Garand close while behind the same cover as Ted. "I don't know why he would, but it's a pretty dumb move on his part!"

[Gabag]

Gabag just stood there, dumbfounded by the turn of events.

After all he wanted to ask for some salvage and now there's a firefight.

He didn't know who was friend and who was foe, so he decided to activate his tactical cloak and wait it out.