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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38550 on: May 30, 2010, 10:08:03 PM »
*White just looks up with the expression: '__'; *

When have you lost a fight? Excluding Chrona
Um, about 3-4 months ago....

"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38551 on: May 30, 2010, 10:09:36 PM »
"You Dragons never stop cheating me out of my victories!!" Ted said, aiming at Chrono and firing four times, then taking out Jingwei's Shock Sword to defend himself. "I hate that gun when I gotta reload..."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38552 on: May 30, 2010, 10:14:08 PM »
Use the explosive sniper rounds they're GREEEEEAAAATTT!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38553 on: May 30, 2010, 10:18:35 PM »
Chrono manages, with difficulty, to stand on both feet while looking at Ted and holding the four rounds in his hand. "Don't throw me in with the rest of the trash who think controling one element is all they need in order to be 'gods'. I earned my power and body, all I want is a life-long mate and a legacy to leave behind." Chrono tossed the bullets at Ted before going back on all fours. "Have fun playing 'Punisher'..."
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38554 on: May 30, 2010, 10:26:14 PM »
"Hey that's my line!" *White whips out his ballistic knife* "This IS the knife you bring to a gun battle." *Clicks at Chrono*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38555 on: May 30, 2010, 10:31:16 PM »
Ted tosses the sword away and pulls out Colonel Autumn's 10mm Pistol and is about to fire upon Chrono again, but pauses for a moment and drops the gun, slumping almost depressedly. "What's the point in shooting someone if I can't get to see them die?"

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38556 on: May 30, 2010, 11:03:52 PM »
Yay! I got a bunch of achievements in Left 4 Dead 2 today =P

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38557 on: May 30, 2010, 11:56:09 PM »
True *White pets the Ted*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38558 on: May 31, 2010, 12:08:33 AM »
"Sigh..." Ted takes the Pfeifer Zeliska and loads a single round into it, putting the gun to his head and killing himself with one shot. His headless body falls to the side.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38559 on: May 31, 2010, 12:11:11 AM »
There's only one thing to do now *Duh duh duh duh duh* "This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you, sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit right on your lap, sit right on your head!" *White sits on the corpse*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38560 on: May 31, 2010, 12:13:25 AM »
Frank shoves White off of Ted's body and onto the ground. "What is wrong with you!?"

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38561 on: May 31, 2010, 12:14:41 AM »
"I don't know... that song is stuck in my head still o_o... Besides we can't let a good corpse go to waste right?"
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38562 on: May 31, 2010, 12:22:49 AM »
"We should take his body to Vault 101, and tell the Lone Wanderer and Tom Chalmers what happened." Frank said.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38563 on: May 31, 2010, 03:27:13 AM »
Chrono returns with a more 'human' form, and notices Ted on the ground, headless. "Was I the only one that Issac told that 'my kind' was never to be hunted again... or did Ted just hate my guts?" Chrono was no stranger to ressurection, but a brain is difficult to piece back together unless time-magic is used as a root for the spell.

Such power cannot be simply done with the wave of a hand, and the technology to replicate such results is too far flung to be of use.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #38564 on: May 31, 2010, 02:14:22 PM »
"From what I saw on the Vault 101 security tapes... Ted used to be a good person, although he has always been one to resort to violence when trouble came around. I remember on their 10th birthday, the robot destroyed the cake and Butch tried to beat up the Lone Wanderer to get the sweetroll he got earlier, and Ted broke Butch's nose with a single punch to help his brother. Butch ran home crying, and avoided Ted for the rest of his life, until James left the Vault and hell broke loose. Butch's mother was being attacked by Radroaches, Tom and the Wanderer were somewhat reluctant to help, but Ted went running in to save her. Later, as Vault Security forces tried to stop the three of them from leaving, Tom and the Wanderer would shoot first, but Ted would do his best to incapacitate them, saying something like 'They're only doing their jobs, they don't deserve to die for that.' Then he knocked out the Overseer when the Wanderer failed to persuade him to hand over the key to his office and when Tom suggested to stab the Overseer in the back with a knife. When they left the Vault and came into the Wasteland... something changed about Ted, he became bitter, and killed anything that moved, except for other people, unless they attacked first. I assume at this time he took on a strong prejudice towards anything that wasn't Human, because it seemed like to him anything that wasn't Human was a monster. In the Wasteland that kind of thinking mostly true, so I can't really blame him for that, but when he came across Anthro people for the first time, he took a great liking to killing them, claiming that 'They cry and scream like people... but they aren't people.' ... Around this time he changed his last name to Vorurteil, started wearing this ghastly old pair of leather armor, and founded a gang of 'Raiders' that was dedicated to 'Fighting for Fellow Man, and fighting against EVERYTHING else.' Probably the only good things he ever did from then on was the Massacre of the Slavers in Paradise Falls and the Lincoln Memorial. Slavery soon became abolished in D.C. because they were so damn afraid of Ted. Then came Project Purity, when Eden gave Ted a vial of Modified FEV Virus, which was said to kill anything mutated. Ted constantly debated with himself over what should be done with the Modded FEV to save Mankind, then they got to the Jefferson Memorial... Ted used the Modded FEV and went into the Purifier, telling me, Tom, the Wanderer, and Sarah to stay out. He activated the Purifier, sacrificing himself for what he thought was the greater good. Two weeks later he woke up in the Citadel and witnessed the effects of the Modded FEV on the people of the Wasteland. He thought that only Super Mutants, Ghouls, Deathclaws, and other severe mutations would die out, but he soon learned that it killed pretty much everybody that drank the water, including himself. He took the fight to the Enclave, brutally gunning down anyone that got in his way and didn't rest for days until finally he blew up the Enclave Mobile Base, and for reasons I can't explain, the Citadel. I guess by now he just lost it, and a few days later he sent Raiders to destroy Megaton, Tenpenny Tower, and Rivet City. He invaded the Pitt and took over there, making it his new base to replace Evergreen Mills. The Lone Wanderer is nowhere to be found, and Ted now claims to be the Lone Wanderer himself. Ironically, Humanity fell further into chaos after all he did to try to save them. It really is tragic, if you think about it all."

 

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