The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"There's still one the size of an adult St. Bernard on her back, you know." Frank looks over at Whyte, who's burning with the Werecaterpillars. "Eh, Chrono took care of it... Oh, crap! She's on fire!" Frank runs to get a bucket of water from the well that suddenly appeared nearby.

[Righteousbro]

*Condenses the air around Whyte so that water begins to put out the fire, then freezes any remaining Werecaterpillars*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank comes back with the bucket of water. "You guys always get stuff done before me... unless it's a Great Battle for the Fate of the World."

[White Wolf Guardian]

Rawr! *Jumps in with a Canadian hat* I'll stay out of this conflict!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Jeremy hits White's Canadian hat with a Duplicator Wand, which makes another Canadian hat appear next to it. "That one's mine!" Jeremy said, dropping the Duplicator Wand to grab the hat, and the Wand hits White and makes another White appear.

[Righteousbro]

*Throws a tiramisu in between the two Whites to watch them battle to to the death*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The original White points at Whyte and the other White determines it must be Whyte who is the tiramisu thrower and the the original White noms the tiramisu*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Jeremy took the wand and tossed it at Whyte, making two Whyte's and two White's. "Hey, Wh- oh, man, I just confused myself."

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono starts making explosives, and planting them all over the planet, in an attempt to destroy the planet by blasting the planet's "pressure points"

[Righteousbro]

*Puts self in a large ice bubble and flies off the planet with sum popcorns and watches the planet waiting for the 'asplodeyness.*

[Kyriin]

*spits betadine everywhere*
I did that irl before because mum fed it to me for my sore throat. I was laughing at myself gargling

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Jeremy switches the Duplicator Wand to Gun mode, and turned to Chrono. "I wonder if this town is big enough for two of you?" Jeremy takes aim and fires at Chrono, unaware of what could possibly happen.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono gets duplicated, and the anomaly distorts reality...

All humanoids turn into chickens, except the original Chrono, who becomes evil and super-destructive.

[Righteousbro]

*Is a chicken.... a chicken physicist who had a molecule distorter in his laboratory which would fix humanoids*
*Fixes humanoids appropriately according to species*

[Kyriin]

*sits here confused*