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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55350 on: December 11, 2010, 11:20:36 PM »
AND..........I just found a very interesting law.

IN some city (i forget which one it is)

It is illegal for a woman to......lets leave it at 'do the do' with a truck driver in a telephone booth.

the law is THAT SPECIFIC.

and in florida, it is illegal for single, widowed, or divorced women to go parachuting on a sunday afternoon.

it is technically legal to shoot a scottish person with a bow and arrow if you are english o-o

however the law is in close relation to homocide and doesnt mean you get to go free .-.
I read about that law.
It only applies within the city walls of York though.

*marks york off my holiday destination list* m'kay xD

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55351 on: December 11, 2010, 11:20:58 PM »
oh come now seko, le'ts go to york
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55352 on: December 11, 2010, 11:21:22 PM »
I'm good with my compound. I bought a Kryptic :D (If your into archery, you know what that is)
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55353 on: December 11, 2010, 11:24:52 PM »
i don't know anything about manufacturers, i just know i'm decent with a bow

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« Reply #55354 on: December 11, 2010, 11:25:32 PM »
surprisingly I'm good with a bow
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55355 on: December 11, 2010, 11:25:44 PM »
forget your sissy bows and arrows!

all i need is a butterfly knife and some poison  >:3

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55356 on: December 11, 2010, 11:26:10 PM »
im really not into knives... nor poison

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« Reply #55357 on: December 11, 2010, 11:26:41 PM »
but...seko..with a bow it's legal
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55358 on: December 11, 2010, 11:27:40 PM »
how about... a crossbow that launches dynamite guided by a chicken?

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« Reply #55359 on: December 11, 2010, 11:28:21 PM »
I had to read that six times over xD
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« Reply #55360 on: December 11, 2010, 11:28:32 PM »
I'm into knives (Butterfly knives are illegal in the US, classified with switchblades and gravity knives >.> federal fail) but if you want a good knife... Ti-lite...

And poison? A faveorite! I prefer to inject it in other ways though.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55361 on: December 11, 2010, 11:31:05 PM »
I'm into knives (Butterfly knives are illegal in the US, classified with switchblades and gravity knives >.> federal fail) but if you want a good knife... Ti-lite...

And poison? A faveorite! I prefer to inject it in other ways though.

Surprisingly, the best poison ever is some air in a needle, causes serious heart issues and looks accidental.
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mercury poisoning leaves no evidence, except in the person's last usage of the bathroom  >:3

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55362 on: December 11, 2010, 11:31:13 PM »
that crossbow thing is actual weapon in some old redneck game

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« Reply #55363 on: December 11, 2010, 11:31:39 PM »
seko knows this how..
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #55364 on: December 11, 2010, 11:32:47 PM »
I'm into knives (Butterfly knives are illegal in the US, classified with switchblades and gravity knives >.> federal fail) but if you want a good knife... Ti-lite...

And poison? A faveorite! I prefer to inject it in other ways though.

Surprisingly, the best poison ever is some air in a needle, causes serious heart issues and looks accidental.
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Scary that I know this...

mercury poisoning leaves no evidence, except in the person's last usage of the bathroom  >:3


But for mine all you have to pay for is a needle :D (I have done this tp squirell's, as a project for my biological anatomy class)
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