I'm not a sparkledog x-x
I only have 8 colors, and 5 of those are just different shades of brown, my hairfloof won't make top-heavy, I'm not worrying about my spine making me look fat, my tounge isn't neon-colored and my tail isn't three times the length of my body... x-x
I'm closer to
than to
imo
As for the vampire part.. Ofc I am, but I'm not allowed to tell anyone.
(And nope, the sun won't make me sparkle either. It just makes me poof up in smoke)