Cures for hiccups anyone?
Cut out the lower right-hand corner of a watermelon using a serrated blade. Soak it in a solution of orange juice and sea salt for no longer and DEFINITELY NO SHORTER than 12 minutes. A bowl carved from oak or ash is preferred, but not necessary. Take it out of the solution, and balance it on your head while facing 33 degrees North Northwest while holding your paws out in front of you, left pad facing up, right pad down. Recite the Greek alphabet backwards while doing squats until your hiccups are gone. Works every time.