The Random Thread

[Maine]

Well, sleep wuff wuffs :p

But she has picked up a few words of english

[drenteɳ]

lol


wuff wuff chicken wuff salad zzzzzzzz

[Luggz]

Salad? Whats this salad stuff?

[drenteɳ]

Ummmm..... I hear it's terrible 
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[mindcrasherTheFox]

looks like we all need spongebob 2-Salads!

[Maine]

Hey! Don't be dissing the salad
(eated salad for dinner)

[mindcrasherTheFox]

salad but thats not hip

[drenteɳ]

yeah.
it's more shoulder than hip, isn't it? 

[mindcrasherTheFox]

im not going to eat the salad you cant make it

[Midnight Madness]

I would eat salad. But my main problem is that it tastes like leaves.

[Rhoryc]

I would eat salad. But my main problem is that it tastes like leaves.

The solution is dressing. Lots of dressing.

[Midnight Madness]

Kind of defeats the purpose of a salad to add copious amounts of dressing.

Time to go eat my purple cauliflower.

[mindcrasherTheFox]

lol make the salad so it makes you fat

[Maine]

Cures for hiccups anyone?

[Nobi]

Cures for hiccups anyone?

Cut out the lower right-hand corner of a watermelon using a serrated blade. Soak it in a solution of orange juice and sea salt for no longer and DEFINITELY NO SHORTER than 12 minutes. A bowl carved from oak or ash is preferred, but not necessary. Take it out of the solution, and balance it on your head while facing 33 degrees North Northwest while holding your paws out in front of you, left pad facing up, right pad down. Recite the Greek alphabet backwards while doing squats until your hiccups are gone. Works every time.