Soo, wait...
Grabs roll of aluminium foil...
What you're saying is that the vampires in skyrim, aren't actually vampires at all, but a result of experimental microbiological weapons, created by an advanced alien civilisation, surveilling and interfearing with the early stages of development in human civilisation?
And...
Open roll of aluminium foil and starts folding a hat.
And, that said alien civilisation has access to advanced crowd-controll systems carried by platforms in space, such as satellites or space stations?
Puts on tion foil hat...
But that would mean that, GAAAAAAASP!
OH MY GOD!!!
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Welp, you look like you've had a rather rough day, by the way... :\