The Random Thread

[Trixsie Vixen]

Do you know what it is?


DO


YOU


KNOW


WHAT


IT


IS?

[White Wolf Guardian]

An expensive time to be eaten?

[Cheza]

I believe it's kinda frowned upon to eat your children.
Unless you're a hamster or something.
And even then, people tend to be pretty judgemental.


I guess the solution is to go eat someone else's children?

[White Wolf Guardian]

Yes, as a preying mantis follower of the abyss, I have to agree with this statement.

[Cheza]

Accidentally set off the fire alarm.
I'm so good at this.

[Brisky]

I guess the solution is to go eat someone else's children?

That's what most carnivorous animals do from time to time.

Being an immoral asshole is not unique to humans...

[White Wolf Guardian]

Did you boil all of the water out of the pot on the stove top?

[Cheza]

Nah, I was heating up the oven and there was apparently a spot I had missed when cleaning it and that decided to have its revenge on me by smoking like hell.




But it's ok.
No tears now.
Only bread.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Oh, the magical smell of burned food.

Bread with a tasty smoke flavor?

[Cheza]

That wasn't in the oven at the time so it's unaffected.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Saved by the safety net of doing a "preheat" period.

[Cheza]

The problem now is how the hell I am supposed to get the fire alarm back up where it's supposed to be.


I'm capable of all manners of complex acrobatics when I'm panicking, but now that I've calmed down, I look at the ladder and feel nothing but nope.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Are you afraid of heights?

[Brisky]

Heights are affraid of me!

[White Wolf Guardian]

I think you are a particularly brittle machine if we dropped you from an airplane