The Random Thread

[Aranarieon]

*sits on tyla*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted picks up Toyo and throws him in a garbage can and puts a lid on top, then puts a 250 pound weight on top of the lid. "Anyways, Chrono and... whatever your name is,[the female Deathclaw] I think if have you two to thank for snapping me out of that trance."

[Aranarieon]

*sits on AnthropoDeNihil* 

[Tyla]

*Turns into a cat/pancake*~

[Nyyrikkia Anikeria]

Uhh... Aran I would do that if I were you.  

[Niala Ornitier]

* i sits on a griffin* YAY! *drinks tea and eats griffin treats* no wonder you griffin like these...mmmmm

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*sits on AnthropoDeNihil*  

DeNihil tries to escape being crushed, he calls for help and Ted starts to walk towards Aranarieon while drawing a Smith & Wesson Model 500. "No! Just get him off and don't shoot!" DeNihil said to Ted, though Ted didn't listen and started firing. DeNihil covers his ears as the first round zips past Aran's beak.

[Tyla]

*Pokes griffin treats*

[Aranarieon]

*stares at Ted* Wat u think u doing? *eats ted, gun and DeNhil* Tastey   *gently pats niala and passes her more griffin treats*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Great, what now?" DeNihil said to Ted. "I'll just shoot him in the stomach, that'll be easy since we are inside it." Ted said, taking out a speedloader and putting five bullets in the gun.

[Aranarieon]

*Ted, DeNhil and Gun dizzolve* Hmm i do luv griffin treats 

[Tyla]

Yay treats for griffin!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You know, this is the stomach, and this is stomach acid we're sitting in!" DeNihil said. "Hey, you go and hit that thing in his throat to make him throw us up." Ted said, putting the gun away. DeNihil looks up and uses a slingshot to hit Aran's uvula, causing the Griffin to gag and vomit up DeNihil and Ted. "Oh, no..." Ted looks on the ground and sees his tail in a puddle of bile. "You bit my tail off! Do you know what you've done to me!?" Ted points the gun at Aran and pulls the trigger, though the gun is jammed up with bile, so Ted runs up and grabs Aran's tail and swings him around like in a Hammer Throw event, then tosses the Griffin 90 Meters [295 Feet] away and into the mildly irradiated waters of the Potomac River. "White, I saved up all the Pre-War Money I have found in the Wasteland and stored them in a safe place, I'll give all the bills to you if you give me another potion!!" Ted said, grabing White's shoulders with claws already growing from his fingertips.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Ted that was all I had, my lab is miles away, and I can't get there on foot alone

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Then we'll travel together to your lab! And Frank will follow us!" Ted grabs Frank and pulls him over to White. "Fine, I'll come with you. Wait, your tail is back, and you got claws on your hands... and horns on your skull... and spikes on your spine?" Frank said. "Forget it, we'll just run to White's lab ASAP!" Ted said, already starting to move without Frank and White.