The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White looks at Ted's retrogression progression* We better get there soon *Gulps*

[Gabag]

*While the troupe is driving, Geth ambush them from elevated cliffs and fire down on the jeep below, shining their flashlight faces bright to try and blind their targets*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White looks at Ted's retrogression progression* We better get there soon *Gulps*

Ted takes Mentats to increse his intelligence and help hold off the mind deterioration, but the effects of the drug won't last long.

*While the troupe is driving, Geth ambush them from elevated cliffs and fire down on the jeep below, shining their flashlight faces bright to try and blind their targets*

"Those punks are shining lights at us." Frank said, drawing an M1911 pistol with his right hand and steering the Jeep with his left.

[Gabag]

*now that the flashlights didn't work, the Geth opened fire with real guns now*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You guys back there,[Chrono and Kristy] use the M2 Browning machine gun to shoot those guys on the cliffs!" Frank said, taking two shots with his pistol and taking down one of the Geth. Frank will drive past them and hopefully Geth will get blown apart by the M2 Browning, which doesn't have triggers, but has large buttons on top of the grips so Chrono or Kristy won't have as much trouble firing it.

[Self-sain]

*toyo uses 5 super jets and becomes addicted to it but befor the effect where's off comes in with his trusty terrible shotgun and tares some ppl up grabs ted and white and toyos his ghoul companion starts to drive at 86mph away, the effect where's off but there is no sign of resent* .... *pant pant toyos starts to sweat from the lack of jet*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White grabs his head and trembles and starts sweating* Please let me go Toyo... please.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I hate these guys!" Frank said, drawing his M1911 and shooting at Toyo's tires, popping the rear ones. and lsowing his vehicle to 60, 5 MPH slower than Frank's Jeep. Frank catches up with Toyo and holsters his pistol, and grabs his M1 Garand in his left hand and steers the Jeep with his left hand. Frank drives up next to Toyo's vehicle and shoots the Ghoul in the head, killing him and causing Toyo's vehicle to crash off the side of the road. Frank stops his Jeep and gets out, taking his rifle with him and walking over to Toyo and smashing his face with the butt of the rifle. "Come on, White drag Ted over and get in the Jeep."

[Self-sain]

*sain covers franks head with a bag causeing him to pass out* sory I took to long
Toyo: god for real *wipes face off* I try and help and then some crazy freak goes and kills my ghoul what the heck *uses a pack of jet* ahh I hate when that happens o well *points the terible shot gun at white and ted and signals them to get in the jeep* we don't want you dead.... your no use to us then *sain handcus the three of them togther and had a raider in the back of the jeep with a chinse assualt rifle pointing at them*
Sain: you know they my not be the brightest *looks back* but they come in handy
Toyo: yea I guess I don't care I hate dealing with people, I don't do escoret missions I kill what don't people get about that *toyo puts the jeep and drives off*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank takes the bag off his head and shoots Sain in the head with an M1 Garand, meanwhile Ted gets the Raider, who turns out to be his right-hand man Jericho, to "turn" on Toyo and fill him full of lead with the Chinese Assault Rifle. Frank gets back in the drivers seat of the Jeep and has Sain and Toyo's bodies thrown out on the side of the road. Frank, White, Chrono, Kristy, Jericho, and Ted make it out of there just in time as a Sovereign Bomber launches two MGR-1 Honest John Missiles armed with M139 Sarin bomblets at Toyo and Sain.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White's wrists make a cracking noise* Ted.. I need to get out of here.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Why? What's the matter?" Ted said. "White, we've got less than five minutes until we get to your lab." Frank said, pointing to a building on the horizon.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Oh.. good *He clapped his paws together* Well then we'll be there soon. *He calms a little* I thought that Toyo fellow was going to cause further trouble x.x

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Oh.. good *He clapped his paws together* Well then we'll be there soon. *He calms a little* I thought that Toyo fellow was going to cause further trouble x.x

"I put a nice end to him." Jericho said, referring to Toyo. "Alright, we're here." Frank said, parking the Jeep in the garage. Suddenly, they all hear a loud boom and see a big explosion back where Toyo and Sain's bodies were, and a gigantic plane in the sky above it, thankfully it was flying away from the lab. They all enter the lab.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buran_On_Antonov225.jpg [without the shuttle, use it as a scale]

[Niala Ornitier]

*banana peel spawn from the ground and everyone slips over* YAAAAY *giggles*