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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35505 on: February 10, 2010, 12:23:59 AM »
"He's just trying to turn me into one of his creatures. I think he flunked in the School of Shapeshifting..." Frank said. "You were immune to my first spell, but this seemingly ordinary statue holds the spirit of an ancient Dragon... who has long desired to have a new body of his own!" Shailik said, as he pointed the statue's gaze toward Frank. A ghostly apparition flowed from the open mouth of the Dragon, and drifts into Frank's eyes... nothing happens after. "You should have changed within seconds!" Shailik hissed, and broke the statue on the floor. "Oh I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I got a lot of willpower to stay who and what I am." Frank said.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35506 on: February 10, 2010, 12:58:00 AM »
"You know i think it would've been easier if you used that statue on me...."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35507 on: February 10, 2010, 01:47:02 AM »
*White jumps into the fray with Max Weber and Karl Marx taken out of their cryotubes* Spread the social-conflict philosophy among the people!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35508 on: February 10, 2010, 02:28:22 AM »
"Why don't you just hire me into your service? I'm a merc, you know. You pay, I fight." Frank said. "I can't have a weak and fragile Human in my ranks! It would ruin the image of my armies!" Shailik said.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35509 on: February 10, 2010, 02:30:00 AM »
"Shailik you really are as stupid as you look, I mean i offered you a BETTER SOLUTION to the one you have worked up in your brain... but I guess i'm too *weak* to come up with a good idea"

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35510 on: February 10, 2010, 02:32:49 AM »
"The spirit of the Dragon is trapped in him,[points at Frank] thus the statue is without use!"

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35511 on: February 10, 2010, 02:33:22 AM »
"Well what about all your other crap you tried to use on him before...."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35512 on: February 10, 2010, 02:42:50 AM »
Chrono walked onto the scene, and saw the statue, he then gave Shailik a death stare before taking the statue and walking to Frank. "Seriously, theres a reason why that dragon was kept in there!!" He put two talons in front of both of Frank's eyes, and slowly lifted them back, pulling the spirit out and into the statue. "I don't take anything that belongs to you, so I expected you to have the same respect for my items!" He socked Shailik in the gut before walking off with his sealing statue. "You just proved how wrong I was!!"
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35513 on: February 10, 2010, 02:44:15 AM »
Chrono walked onto the scene, and saw the statue, he then gave Shailik a death stare before taking the statue and walking to Frank. "Seriously, theres a reason why that dragon was kept in there!!" He put two talons in front of both of Frank's eyes, and slowly lifted them back, pulling the spirit out and into the statue. "I don't take anything that belongs to you, so I expected you to have the same respect for my items!" He socked Shailik in the gut before walking off with his sealing statue. "You just proved how wrong I was!!"
"does that mean i have permission to kill him?"

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35514 on: February 10, 2010, 02:49:13 AM »
"Aw, he was just telling me about his life in old times." Frank said, after Chrono took the Dragon spirit back to the statue.

Shailik escapes into a cloud of smoke and flies up into the sky.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35515 on: February 10, 2010, 02:51:38 AM »
Swinging his Kasuari Gama (chained hand scythe) He threw it upwards to try and tear into a wing, but just missed

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35516 on: February 10, 2010, 02:53:23 AM »
"Aw, he was just telling me about his life in old times." Frank said, after Chrono took the Dragon spirit back to the statue.

Chrono comes back with obvious anger in his eyes.

"He killed thousands of his own kind, and was on the verge of taking the universe with him before I stuffed his spirit in here... Issac was too damn busy with his vendetta to bother with this actual threat!!"
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35517 on: February 10, 2010, 02:57:54 AM »
Chrono comes back with obvious anger in his eyes.

"He killed thousands of his own kind, and was on the verge of taking the universe with him before I stuffed his spirit in here... Issac was too damn busy with his vendetta to bother with this actual threat!!"

"He was just getting to that part... so why did Shailik want me as a host for this spirit? Why not get back at Isaac and turn him into a Dragon?"

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35518 on: February 10, 2010, 03:01:22 AM »
Chrono comes back with obvious anger in his eyes.

"He killed thousands of his own kind, and was on the verge of taking the universe with him before I stuffed his spirit in here... Issac was too damn busy with his vendetta to bother with this actual threat!!"

"He was just getting to that part... so why did Shailik want me as a host for this spirit? Why not get back at Isaac and turn him into a Dragon?"
Chrono started to laugh at the idea. "If Hilda and Kronen can't be turned into dragons, what makes you think Issac is susceptible? Besides, he'd probably remove Shailik from existance before he could even pull it off."
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #35519 on: February 10, 2010, 03:16:28 AM »
Chrono started to laugh at the idea. "If Hilda and Kronen can't be turned into dragons, what makes you think Issac is susceptible? Besides, he'd probably remove Shailik from existance before he could even pull it off."

"I hope Shailik gets killed, he's making a lot of people see Dragons as evil, destructive creatures. Most of his forces are made up of feral Dragons, hardly any like you who can think for themselves."

 

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