The Random Thread

[deathslayerkitty]

*spazzes out and jumps away as the chainsaw hits the ground beside her* "ah! hey! that thing is too heavy for meh!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

John grabs the chainsaw and takes it to the neck of a few Zombies. "I won't let the violence stop until every walking corpse become fallen corpses!!"

[deathslayerkitty]

*blinks at John* "who are you??"

[White Wolf Guardian]

He's a maaaaan!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I'm THE Man!" John Magnuson tosses the chainsaw behind him after it gets clogged up with Zombie pieces, and pulls out a Desert Matador, with 270x12 Damage, a total of 3240 Damage



"You just wait until I get my Level 61 Desert Matador!"

[deathslayerkitty]

"ew! a man!" *pokes at him* "no paws? no cute ears? no fur?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"What kind of SuperBad Desperado wants to be cute?"

[White Wolf Guardian]

He's the best furry human here! 8D

[deathslayerkitty]

"humans dont seem cuddly" *sits down and licks paw and cleans her ears* "cuddly is a must"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Furry doesn't sound like me! You mean Fury, as in violent and uncontrolled action, right? RIGHT!?"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White shows the video of a Full Moon to John* Woof?

[deathslayerkitty]

  *backs away* "im scared!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"It's a Moon. So what?" John said, as one of the Bandits behind him turns into a WereSkag.

[deathslayerkitty]

*mumbles* "crazy people..." *goes and hides*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

The Wereskag turns around and slowly approaches John, who turns around as the Wereskag gets to about 15 feet away from him. "You don't want none of this!" John points at the Wereskag then raises his Desert Matador to fire, but before he could, the Wereskag quickly leaps at John and bites him on the shoulder. "Uuugh, God that burns! Kill him! Kill him now!!" Steve and Frank open fire on the Wereskag and kill it, but John soon collapses from the immense pain. "I can't move... I'm Losing, my voice..."