The Random Thread

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro runs away at breakneck speed from a ton of pink floating hearts that are flying after him.

[Dessum]

Not the floating hearts! AGH!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted Clawurteil and John Skagnuson shred the floating hearts with their claws and eat them. "Err... these hearts are no good!" Ted said. "Yeah, Human hearts are much better..." John said, and they both looked ravenously at Frank Keegan. "Hey, you two used to be Human, so eating me would be cannibalism. Right?"

[Dessum]

*Plays Left 4 Dead 2*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Plays irrigate the farm almond orchards for 8 hours*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Ted Clawurteil and John Skagnuson shred the floating hearts with their claws and eat them. "Err... these hearts are no good!" Ted said. "Yeah, Human hearts are much better..." John said, and they both looked ravenously at Frank Keegan. "Hey, you two used to be Human, so eating me would be cannibalism. Right?"

*gives frank a pill-bottle with a red cross on it, then aims his AK-47 at Ted* Hunter going down! *fires*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"What's this for? I'm not hurt." Frank asked Chrono, putting the pill bottle in his pocket and taking aim at John with an M50 Reising submachine gun and fires a 20-round barrage at him, causing minimal damage to his naturally armored chest and shoulders. John charges at Frank with great speed, but Frank jumps out of the way and John skids across the dirt turning around for another attack. "You'll get tired long before I do..." John muttered. Ted reaches for his Pfeifer Zeliska, but finds it hard to use it without getting his claws stuck in the trigger guard. "Grr... You're lucky I can't use my gun, but I still have my claws!" Ted leaves the gun in its holster and runs at Chrono, leaping towards him and lashing out.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono quickly shifted his talons from firing position, to swinging postition as he grabbed the barrel and brought it up in time to smash into Ted's jaw, doing damage to both Ted and the gun, rendering the AK unusuable and fracturing Ted's jaw. He lets his arm hang loose, and a katana slides down from the right sleeve, somehow not altered by Chrono's previous arm position. "I left Dark Carnival only to meet more of these things... stupid Valve!!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank switches to his M1941 Johnson rifle. "Thses two aren't acting right..." Frank said, shooting John's hind legs to cripple them and slow him down. Ted slashes Chrono's side just as he breaks Ted's jaw with the AK-47. "Curse... this Deathclaw mutation!" Ted said, moving his jaw around a bit and making a sick cracking noise as his jaw realigns.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono spun his leg upwards and caught Ted where the ear-hole would be, and since it wasn't strong enough move Ted, he used the momentum to pull the rest of his body up on top of his head, grinding his talons into Ted's head and getting ready to snap back if he tries to shake him off.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted tries at first to shake Chrono off, but stops and gets on his hands and knees. "Just kill me... I can't keep control of it anymore..." Ted said, stuggling to stay still. Frank bayonet charges at John as he rears up to claw him to pieces. Frank ducks under the swipes and stabs John in the stomach, which is one of the least armored parts of a Skag's body. John grabs Frank and throws him at a brick wall, then takes the rifle out of his gut and crumples it in one hand.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono slowly let go of Ted's head, and back-flipped before grabbed Ted's back, biting only deep enough to draw blood. It would be impossible to 'purge' a body of genes, since those genes also kept him alive regardless of what he became. So, he had to take some of his own 'humanity' and switch it with Ted's Deathclaw genes. The overall effect was that Ted became all human, and Chrono had only 1% of his own humanity left. "Well, I'll have to go take some from another human... but unless you get 'infected' again, you'll stay human" He started to walk away, but ended up falling onto all four limbs, groaning in frustration as he tried to find someone who was going to die soon, or whose existance had little impact on the grand scheme of things.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Ahh, thank you, Chrono. I have my Humanity back... and I get to kill you." Ted quickly drew his Pfeifer Zeliska 60 Caliber Revolver and put it to the back of Chrono's neck at the base of his skull and pulled the trigger. "WHY did you do that? He sacrificed himself to give you a second chance!" Frank said, after defeating John using an M1917 revolver. "I didn't need help, I could have changed back on my own, it was all a trick to get him to lower his guard so I could KILL him."

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Chrono got off the ground and felt the back of his skull, taking the now flattened round out and tossing it like it was a piece of torn up paper. "Issac himself had problems breaking my bones, you think a tiny chunk of metal could do much better?" he strolled away from ted, somewhat dissapointed at Ted's failure to actually harm him.

(and taking Death-clawness into consideration, you couldn't kill him with just one shot)

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White just looks up with the expression: '__'; *

When have you lost a fight? Excluding Chrona