This is for anyone that's single, and that includes me.
What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear shaped square shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sorta smelly
But you'll never meet a fella
Who's as sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer upper
So he's got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain, dear
Or his thing with the reindeer
That's a little outside of natures laws
So he's a bit of a fixer upper
But this we're certain of!
You can fix this fixer upper up
With a little bit of love!
And always remember:
The only fixer upper fixer that can fix a fixer upper is
True true true true true love!
(That was fun. And I feel less lonely now. Huzzahs!)