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Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« on: December 02, 2015, 03:35:32 PM »
Chatting with friends is fun, and so is the goofy stuff we say! Heck, it's even more goofy out of context!

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I do not like the sound of a lion that only has 4 legs and an arse.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2015, 03:47:37 PM by ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ »
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2015, 03:40:54 PM »
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"I saw that!" *everyone proceeds to giggle*


Ah, friendship is funny when zero context is given.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2015, 03:43:44 PM by Grovygrunge »
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2015, 03:45:42 PM »
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-pats gently- that's why its good to be a cat


#Cat #Lyfe
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2015, 03:47:43 PM »
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Uhh..
Not sure a single soldier having a nuke is a good idea

Good life advice. :L
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2015, 03:52:26 PM »
"[Minotaur] was a gay cowboy
None
Minotaur sounds cooler than "cowman"
Sometimes
It varies from version to version"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2015, 07:41:46 PM »
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"Wait whOH MY GOSH THERE ARE DINSOAURS...

WHY ARE THE DINOSAURS BREATHING GAS AT ME!?"

Yeah, wierds things happen sometimes.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 07:57:19 PM »
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GET OUT OF THE DANG HOLE ALREADY


Friends are fun XD
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2015, 08:00:08 PM »
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Why is the literal embodiment of death inside my mum's womb

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2015, 09:16:23 PM »
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and I went to the bathroom to shake my pants out just in case


It was a good story.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2015, 04:44:32 AM »
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Even angels fart.


I dunno if context makes this more or less funny. XD
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2015, 01:47:26 PM »
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The sausage of justice has fallen upon you



Gg frens
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2015, 03:37:58 PM »
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2015, 04:26:49 AM »
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What if my poop comes out in disks, and glows in the dark?

What then?
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2015, 01:09:29 AM »
"... I really shouldn't have taken Weapon Finesse- apples."

Later in the same chat:

[01:09:01] Person: must me done
[01:09:05] Person: me
[01:09:06] Person: me
[01:09:08] Person: me
[01:09:12] Person: be*

Post Merge: December 05, 2015, 11:46:25 PM
"The poop came from a bigger, sentient poop.

But where did the bigger, sentient poop come from?"



My conversations are weird
« Last Edit: December 05, 2015, 11:46:25 PM by Angder, Reason: Merged DoublePost »
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2015, 01:11:05 AM »
"Cut the **censor** goddamn tree!"
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