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Offline Salakar Crocoli

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #105 on: June 13, 2016, 05:04:07 AM »
If you choose to die at someone else's funeral, then you are a bastard.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #106 on: June 13, 2016, 01:41:03 PM »
"I did a really important test yesterday...
...Your shoes are -almost- small enough to fit inside mine."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #107 on: June 13, 2016, 05:07:23 PM »
"There's a bird in the classroom."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #108 on: June 14, 2016, 11:33:25 PM »
Dad: "Are you a bare bear?"
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Wait, no, I didn't mean it like that!"
Me: "What did you mean?"
Dad: "I didn't mean it like that!"
Me: "But what did you not mean?"
Dad: "Uh... LGB--..."
Me: "Oh! Heh!"

*later on after silence*
Dad: "Bare bear..."
Me: "Bare bear."
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Dad: "Bare bear?"
Me: "Bare bear."
Dad: "Bare bear."
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Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #109 on: June 14, 2016, 11:55:01 PM »
X: "What's with you and older men video game characters?"

Me: *licks lips* "...**censor** you."

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Mom: "who wrote **censor** you on my stuff?!"

Me: "that was me"

Mom: "why?!"

Me: "I don't know. Stop yelling, my god."

Mom: "so are you going to eat or not?"

Me: "not if its grilled cheese I'm not in the mood......... Don't worry I can starve for another day~"

Mom: "really?"

Me: "Huehuehue!"

Brother: "Hueheu!"
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« Last Edit: June 15, 2016, 05:30:32 AM by Zaida »
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2016, 03:02:48 PM »
Why don't we grow a pear?
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2016, 04:40:21 PM »
Quote from: Salakar Crocoli on June 15, 2016, 03:02:48 PM
Why don't we grow a pear?


I'm sorry but I cantaloupe
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #112 on: June 16, 2016, 04:16:22 AM »
A: "...You hate me, don't you?" x-x'
B: "Yes" :3
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #113 on: June 16, 2016, 04:28:40 AM »
Friend: you are the biggest asshole I know
Me: just that?
Friend: possible even worse but that is what makes you that great.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2016, 08:20:02 PM »
"The way to solve an awkward moment is...flatulence!"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2016, 08:44:09 PM »
"Holy crap! Compuuuuter! MONITER SCREEN!"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2016, 11:29:04 PM »
"It's the best thing since SLICED JESUS.“
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #117 on: June 29, 2016, 12:34:08 AM »
"What? He played trump? I didn't know there was trump left!"

(This was from a card game xD)
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #118 on: June 30, 2016, 05:42:57 AM »
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[6/29/2016 10:49:16 PM] [redacted]: Stalin killed Trump
[6/29/2016 10:49:20 PM] [redacted]: he time traveled just for this
[6/29/2016 10:49:27 PM] [redacted]: GOMMUNISM

The world revolves around Trump.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #119 on: July 02, 2016, 02:57:51 PM »
"feeling sandwiches is not an emotion"
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