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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #180 on: December 04, 2016, 02:31:40 AM »
"we shall look for nipple clams together :D"

"I am a man with glorious G cup breasts and you will respect that"


"BOOBLES!"


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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #181 on: December 06, 2016, 11:20:24 PM »
[anon] - Today at 5:13 PM
xD I know that feel
Brb kitten in washing machine

[me] - Today at 5:14 PM
WHAT

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #182 on: December 30, 2016, 02:45:28 AM »
"ive got a head full of empty and exactly one butter knife
its time"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #183 on: January 03, 2017, 03:58:21 AM »
"It's a double-whammy for my tummy and my conscience!"

"I psychologically disarmed a cashier for chocolate because I was hungry"

"He had a single flacid, limp, dusty boob on his shelf. Purely for throwing."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #184 on: January 04, 2017, 11:30:46 PM »
"To be fair, when the world is burning you would just make it one big BBQ"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #185 on: January 05, 2017, 06:19:13 PM »
Anon: "Santa has magic gloves that knocks kids out so he can put them in grocery carts and push them into his cave, Satan hangs out in sewer drains drinking, and the angels of the lord wears trench coats and ties."


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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #186 on: February 01, 2017, 09:45:57 AM »
Me: You know, I reckon trump will revolutionize cheese.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #187 on: March 18, 2017, 10:09:52 PM »
Me: "The thought of a short fursuiter accidentally getting trampled flat into the carpet by taller suiters during a fursuit parade is both horrifying and amusing at the same time."
B: "Part of the ship, part of the crew."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #188 on: March 23, 2017, 08:44:40 PM »
Quote from: V
>_< omg I wish I was you rn...
Or actually anyone..
I wanna do anything else other than maths!
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You do not want to be me now xD
Quote from: V
xD why?
Quote from: Me
Life :P
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x3
You can always die? xD just kidding..
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WELL
THEN
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #189 on: March 23, 2017, 08:48:27 PM »
Friend to me
"Have you tried not to blow up the world?"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #190 on: March 24, 2017, 11:11:26 AM »
"Please, under no circumstances, moon the general text channel"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #191 on: March 27, 2017, 10:22:45 PM »
"That was meant to be a nasty nasty fight, but then someone got grappled by a squirrel, and the Squirrel grappling them threw all the original battle plans out the window."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #192 on: April 10, 2017, 03:30:08 PM »
Other person talking to me with all its glorious typo's ;D

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #193 on: May 17, 2017, 10:13:51 AM »
"Not really sure what was happening, if [it] was like 3 guys at once"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #194 on: May 17, 2017, 12:02:13 PM »
"Just because I have two hands and a face does not make me a clock."
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