Me: You of all people should know I could never be a clockmaker. I hate the sound of ticking clocks.
Me: I can already picture it. People entering my shop, being all "Ohaidere, my clock is broken", and I'm just all "Good."
Me: And if it would just be some sort of maintenance work, I'd intentionally mess it up, and explain "The clock struck, so I had to strike back!"
Me: There's no way this could possibly end well.
F: Well, you could always hand people my number and go "Try this place instead. She's a clock-whisperer."
Me: I guess it's decided then. Clockmaker it is.