Out-of-Context Chat Quotes

[Brisky]

B: "That soldier is a spy!"

S: "Yes!" *High-fives B*

B: "Okay!" *Spontaneously explodes*

S: "Thanks!"

[Thorns]

"Sometimes,I wonder why I still let you be my friend.I've tried to get rid of you four times and it's ME who keeps coming back to you."




-My friend

[Brisky]

C: "There is only one true god, and his name is Adolf..."

B: "Adolf who?"

C: "....."

B: "Say his name!"

C: "NO!!!"

[The Past]

"Da raven be a funky-ass big-ass black bird, a gangmember of tha crow crew. Well shiiiit, it is massive, bigger than a funky-ass buzzard. [...] it be all black wit a big-ass bill, n' long wings."

[Brisky]

heyy, baby, you give me nipples like lead bullets! *winkwink*

[Trixsie Vixen]

Err... yes, it is - it most certainly is. But that's okay, because I like you just how you are!




Even if you would rather wear nothing than a thong...

[Brisky]

Wow, George Bush looks soo sweet and friendly here! It's hard to imagine he just stole a couple of thousand TV's to light the sheep on fire...

[Cheza]

B: *Reads off a can* "Prevents corrosion on contacts... Yeah, that should do."
Me: "You mean that stuff could help save my social life?"

[Corran Orreaux]

"Guys are good, guys are very good!"


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"I had a dream where I was General Patton and my troops wouldn't follow my orders because I lost my top hat. The Japanese also dropped cheese on us, that was a real dream I had... so I win." - Me

[Brisky]

Senior engineer: (About me) "Na, he wouldn't survive a day with my daughter..."

Me: "Is this a challenge?"

Senior engineer: "OI, DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YA' A RIDE HOME?"

[Kara]

"They'd censor a nazi sign but not a black dude's arm being ripped off. Not sure if that's racist or not racist."

[George]

"Come on, George. Be a mum~"

[Corran Orreaux]

"Tweak is the Christian god."

[Brisky]

Yeah stevia totally has a weird aftertaste, but Steve does aswell...

[The Past]

"I punched the sheep and it just gave me bedroom eyes"