Out-of-Context Chat Quotes

[Brisky]

"I wonder if it's the only place where it's considered polite to thank people for spontaneously exploding after giving them a high five..."

[Cheza]

"It's like the Thu'um, except in real life, and at least three times as useless."

[Oriaan]

"give go go squeeze the good succ"

[Angder]

"Its Schrödinger's roll, if I don't roll it its not good or bad, if I roll it.... I could end up with a dead cat"

[Brisky]

1: "Yes, so this mission is gonna be sort of wild weaseling with vegans, providing eyes and ears for the guy's in the A-10's and the harry's, basically...

4: "Aight, so we're not actually hitting anything?"

[Cheza]

"It was noisy and expensive, but it also had rhinos!"

[Brisky]

Boss figure: "Would you like a piece of toast?"

Me: "No thank you."

Boss figure: "Well, that's a shame. Because you're getting two of them, twat..."

[hanngnecessary]

Why toilets are... "scary".

yea......you don't want to know

[Cheza]

"You might not believe this, but I figured out how to use the microwave!"

[The Past]

"Sorry, we can't offer you this position. Your IQ test is all wrong and your blood tastes like root beer."

[hanngnecessary]

"I got back and i hate a sandwich!"

[L. Jay Echoes]

"Face it. We need a fatter coffin."

[Brisky]

"It means buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye-bye..."

[The Past]

"All this confusion started with a genie ass. No one wished for this"

[MaverickTheFur]

"I wonder who the palindrome is"