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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2016, 02:31:14 PM »
"But sir, we tore out all the pages, and made them into hats"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #91 on: May 25, 2016, 01:20:24 AM »
A:" How do you make money?"
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A:" naa I will just be lazy and get free money. WRONG ANSWER" A drops B through a trap door.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2016, 01:25:43 AM »
Your so fake even China denies making you!
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2016, 05:28:26 AM »
K: STOP JUDGING ME BECKY
B: OMG I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU KAREN
K: OMG DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT TO ME
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #94 on: May 25, 2016, 05:35:09 AM »
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I'm awake and assaulted with sin
Why this

Good question.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #95 on: June 04, 2016, 09:00:00 PM »
Me: "Fine, I'll call you a stripper just stay here and don't break anything."

Friend: "Good because if you didn't I'd probably start burning shit" *Proceeds to chug champagne*

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2016, 03:11:22 PM »
Brother " I'm gonna be mei cause for some reason I'm good with her"

Me*watches*

Brother" she looks like sarah palin guys so thats a plus"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2016, 05:28:13 PM »
"Woof. Pieces not sold separately."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #98 on: June 09, 2016, 04:34:00 AM »
Let's stop causing cancer.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #99 on: June 10, 2016, 12:30:54 AM »

"Soldier is refusing to generate the Navmesh, SO START DIGGING HOLES."




uh.. o-ok...
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #100 on: June 10, 2016, 12:34:52 AM »
"Maybe Hitler and stalin were indeed a couple"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #101 on: June 10, 2016, 12:39:57 AM »
Quote from: Bricket on June 10, 2016, 12:34:52 AM
"Maybe Hitler and stalin were indeed a couple"
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This is the first thing I read... I've seen enough
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #102 on: June 10, 2016, 12:59:46 AM »
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I'm surprised he didn't appear out of his navel

It's not a surprise that this came as a surprise.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #103 on: June 10, 2016, 01:04:20 AM »

L: im busy being salty
King Jest! (Jinxed): can i join you
L: yes
King Jest! (Jinxed): *screams salt out of my eyeholes*
L: throws salt everywhere
B: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS SALT!
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #104 on: June 10, 2016, 01:08:44 AM »
"Why do banks steal our money?"
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