*Grabs a can of Pepsi MAX and drinks it one gulp*
[ENERGY=MAX, USE FINAL!]
"This is The End!"
[PRESS A+B REPEATEDLY TO ATTACK]
"A+B, A+B, A+B!"
*Throws NES controller into the wall. Said wall crumbles and disintergrates*
[STAGE CLEAR!]
"What is with those floating words above me head? What stage?"
[...GAME OVER...]
*Backs away slowly*