~rolls around on ground with uncle and begins to start rambling off~ "weeeeell.....First i went to Washington D.C. for 5 dayses wif mah band class and it was AWWWWESOME cuz meh and mah roommates bought laser pointers and,like,started pointing them at people at the Ruby Tuesdays across the street...we ALMOST got caught an' stuff but we didnt......we had sum FUUUUUN..."