Ha! I've read tomes and now I'm confident I wouldn't fail this time!
*green light spreads around the area*
Behold! My skeleton army! Ahahahaha!
*the light fades*
... of kittens?!?! Oh for the love of... Uh, never should have taken Necromancy. I'm not that evil to begin with. *sulks and walks away followed by skeleton kittens*