How did the person above you die?

[Firox]

^ died from lack of water

[kalan]

/\Wandered into the china market

[138]

^was taken to a Chinese fur farm

[kalan]

/\trusted a cop

[Firox]

^ suffocated by too much hugness, blocked airway

[Ara Av-Toa]

Failed on a quest, Bea caught him slippin'.

[Makias]

^ freak accident involving a paperclip and rubber band

[MustardHusky]

decided to become a pilot without practise ^

[Trinity_Zane]

^ attached child arm floatation devices but accidentally put them on their ankles-suffocated lol

[Firox]

^ tried following me home, made a wrong leap and fell in the volcano

[Proto Triose]

I believe this requires a little back story. Flareons are, like gremlins, not supposed to be fed after midnight. The more important part of this story, however, is that you should never get your Flareon wet. That being said, a plane was crossing the Atlantic because being on a boat? I mean come on. Much like horses on a racing track, it's everywhere!

So Firox is like, a bazillion miles above the water. That might be an exaggeration, I'm not sure. You'd have to ask the scientists. I just make things up. When the engine explodes! Most likely Firox's own doing. The flames of course don't hurt, they love fire! Silly little buggers. And the plane is careening out of control. Fortunately, it lands safely on an island. Lost style, you know what I mean?

Firox survived, don't worry. But who should come out of the trees but a giant Indumbinus Rex! Creative leeway taken here, though the rest is factual. It goes to eat Firox, but they lay waste to that stupid invisible turning intelligent monstrosity. I mean it's legit smoldering when they're done. But Firox suddenly is ambushed by Pop Star Lady Gaga and taken back to the mainland.

Needless to say, Firox burns Gaga as soon as she tries to pet the little one. She escapes and runs out of the burning house. And that's how


Wait for it








Firox is confronted by a steamroller. It's so terrifying, a heart attack ensues. Firox can't get away, and is run over as the steamroller tries to turn out of the way and fails.

Tragic.

[Firox]

that was fun and different too - ^ caught by poachers 

[Styxx Von Doom]

^ accidentally sat on an open live wire

[Firox]

^ fell from the top of a pyramid

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

^Played with fire... forgetting he was an evee