Author Topic: How did the person above you die? (Read 255722 times)

? · « **Reply #11790 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:20:00 AM »

Typed too fast and exploded

Firox · « **Reply #11791 on:** February 10, 2020, 02:52:01 PM »

Used spot between two boulders as a testing spot, one came loose

Derik Fray · « **Reply #11792 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:51:33 PM »

Choked to death on your favorite meal

Firox · « **Reply #11793 on:** February 13, 2020, 06:01:37 AM »

tried to battle a giant spider, lost quicker after getting caught

Derik Fray · « **Reply #11794 on:** February 14, 2020, 05:33:34 AM »

Played hide and seek with a killer
Looks like you didn't hide well enough cause now you're caught

? · « **Reply #11795 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:20:40 AM »

Slipped on an ice cream while trying to walk down the world's biggets stairs

Firox · « **Reply #11796 on:** February 14, 2020, 09:47:09 AM »

went over the railings when it spotted a cheesecake, tried to leap after it... from their citie's tallest building

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #11797 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:07:47 PM »

Of course you literally got an angry mob with torches and pitchforks behind you.
Why you crossed them is beyond me.

? · « **Reply #11798 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:11:00 PM »

Got shocked by a giant jelly fish

Firox · « **Reply #11799 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:19:26 PM »

Nommed the wrong cheesecake
Owner was so mad threw a brick to try to scare off.... hit back of head instead

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #11800 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:21:28 PM »

Of course you spontaneously combusted.

? · « **Reply #11801 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:26:49 PM »

Was frozen by super cooled air

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #11802 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:28:29 PM »

Of course...
Well, it's not so obvious, actually.
Not when a colossal mechanical T-Rex eats you.

? · « **Reply #11803 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:38:22 PM »

Couldn’t dodge the giant fireball

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #11804 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:00:23 PM »

Was intercepted by a speeding car.

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