How did the person above you die?

[Snufkin silverclaw]

Went to the tv/computer and saw that their favorite show/anime/YouTube was gone you then had a heart attack. But you survived, when you leave the hospital you see a penny/dime and you lean over to pick it up when a hater of the community knocks you down 910 flights of stairs  and yet again you survive you walk to you computer to see that furries don't exist in shock you leave the house and provoke an army of ninjas. And the rest is history

[Firox]

that's a long sad way to die - ^ got stuck in quicksand, Firox died alongside when I try to save you

[Snufkin silverclaw]

3 words snakes on planes

[Nutmeg]

^ Fell into a swamp, eaten by crocodiles

[Bricket]

^Smoked 5 cocaine

[Snufkin silverclaw]

Forgot his head

[ZalTheRaccoon]

one word: dysentary

[Snufkin silverclaw]

Listens to dubstep and had a heart attack

[ZalTheRaccoon]

one word: the ultimate heat death of the entire collective universe

[Styxx Von Doom]

Was mistaken for the wrong scavenger, and was executed.

[Snufkin silverclaw]

Found a statue of an angel that was weeping. Then blinked
(Dr who reference)

[Nutmeg]

^ Pushed off a cliff and trampled under a stampede

[Detroit]

one word :turkies

[ZalTheRaccoon]

one word: becoming a government spy and being dropped off into a far away world where war wages, a place far away from where the furries resided, it was a place of true chaos and sadness... it was called humanityville, once Easter entered into this new and surprising place, they were on a mission, to find the worlds largest commercially available hot dog and eat at least a quarter of it, before sending the rest back to their homeland of "furryville" for study. But once Easter ordered the hot dog, people around noticed they were an undercover spy, before a lot of action scenes happened and it eventually ended with the demise of Easter, and with their final breath they said "okay".

[Nutmeg]

^ Was assassinated while shopping at their local supermarket