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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2130 on: June 26, 2016, 01:49:31 AM »
Someone pushed Ibi forwards  :D .... from the stairs
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2131 on: June 26, 2016, 01:51:22 AM »
Incinerated from a fireball
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2132 on: June 26, 2016, 01:51:37 AM »
Stuck a fork in a toaster...
Whilst having a bath with a hairdryer.
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2133 on: June 26, 2016, 01:55:26 AM »
Tried to dry hair with an hairdryer, accidentally used a .44 Magnum
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2134 on: June 26, 2016, 01:59:23 AM »
Brushed his teeth with a chainsaw "to feel what it was like"
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2135 on: June 26, 2016, 02:02:22 AM »
Tried to get whiter teeth so drank bleach
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2136 on: June 26, 2016, 02:12:06 AM »
Wanted fresh breath, so he ate a whole mint plant - some of the twigs punctured his stomach and his insides digested over a period of 4 days.
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2137 on: June 26, 2016, 02:20:20 AM »
Encountered a spoidah because 'Straya
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2138 on: June 26, 2016, 03:40:45 AM »
Fell on a mine
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2139 on: June 26, 2016, 03:42:28 AM »
Tried to dissolve an egg shell with vinegar, ended up getting her head chopped off by a playing card.
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2140 on: June 26, 2016, 08:34:48 AM »
Mine turtles
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2141 on: June 26, 2016, 10:31:40 AM »
Said "I like trains."
Was promptly run over by a train.
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2142 on: June 26, 2016, 11:58:26 AM »
A meteor with a diameter of a mile fell right on top of their head.
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2143 on: June 26, 2016, 12:05:23 PM »
(That would kill everyone...)


Swooped too low and crashed into a mountain at 200kph
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Re: How did the person above you die?
« Reply #2144 on: June 26, 2016, 12:08:58 PM »
(I don't care!)


Dialed 911 to catch a serial killer but the police thought she was it. Result: Sentenced to death.
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