why the the avatar over you get kicked out of the party?

[SadDubwool]

Became ZaiDEAD


PUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUN

[Firox]

^ tried to eat the host's pets
said to the host that just wanted to 'play' with them

[MustardHusky]

^ set the pool on fire (how do you even DO that?)

[Proto Triose]

I know this girl. I talked to the cops about her. Apparently, according to them, it all started because of her shifty eyes. Earlier in the night, she was crouched behind an ottoman (why an ottoman, I don't know. Women can be weird sometimes) and looking around all suspicious like. But that's not even the worst of it! After that, she ran out and started humping someones leg. Now, that's just the kind of party this is, so that's not what did it.

Then, sparklers. Oh, so many sparklers. She put them in her ears and ran around screaming "Party of the life!" I think she was drunk. Pretty sure she meant life of the party, and she was. She was. The sparklers were amazing. Then, after adding red dye to the pool that Firox later set on fire (Hi Firox!!), she started pushing people in. Now, why she told them to "See your death" every time I don't know. It's not like there were frikin sharks with frikin lasers attached to their frikin heads. Or WERE there?

No. It was when she ran out to the cop car and politely asked them to get her thrown out because nobody else was having any fun. That's what did her in, really.

Upon reflection, I suppose I could have just said that. But where's the fun in that?!

[Ræfóa Aldrnari]

^ Got too much into telling the story of why Mustard got thrown out

[Firox]

^ host didn't want green jackets at the party
Ulvus didn't want to take it off, host didn't let him in

[Cecilia Peromi]

(As the host I have to say I like Ulvus' jacket!)

^wouldn't let anyone drink water.

[Firox]

(I also like the jacket myself, looks good Ulvus)

^ squeaked into the microphone

[MustardHusky]

^ started playing multiple violins at once and ended up destroying them all

[Styxx Von Doom]

^ freaked all the guests by walking up to them and saying "derp..." Then ran and hid

[Firox]

^ started throwing a yellow liquid at party goers
(it was lemonade, party goers didn't know that)

[Rocco Rex]

Didn't tell me it wasn't sulfuric mustard(mustard gas) Styxx was carried out, not kicked out btw

[Proto Triose]

Rocco showed up in modern life clothing. It was a fantasy medieval theme. Unfortunately, Rocco is obsessed with his modern life.

[PossumDeMort]

For making up such wild stories...

[Cecilia Peromi]

^was the maximum amount of Mort.